~everyone~
sun: if you bite it and you die, its poisonous, if it bites you and you die, its venomous
moon: what if it bites me and it die?
eclipse: then youre poisonous. jesus christ, moon, learn to listen
lunar: what if it bites itself and i die?
bloodmoon: thats voodoo
killcode: what if it bites me and someone else dies?
moon: thats correlation, not causation
lunar: what if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
bloodmoon: thats kinky.
sun: oh my god
~sun and moon~
sun: moon.. why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
moon: your text told me to satanize the house before you returned
sun:
sun: i wrote sanitize, moon
sun: this is such a bad idea
moon: then why are you coming along?
sun: one of us need to be able to talk the cops out of arresting us when this inevitably goes wrong
sun: god, give me patience.
moon: i think you mean 'give me strength'.
sun: if god gave me strength, youd be dead
sun: okay, truth or dare?
moon: truth
sun: how many hours have you slept this week?
moon:
moon: ...dare
sun: go to bed
moon: i dont like this game
sun: jail is no fun. ill tell you that much
moon: oh, youve been?
sun: once, In monopoly
sun: bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something
moon: sun, you dont have bad luck, the reason bad things happen to you is because youre a dumbass
~sun, moon and eclipse~
sun: moon and i were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us
eclipse: *sighing* what did moon do?
sun: he chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and..
moon: who wants a steering wheel?
sun: dont worry, i got a plan
moon: alright
sun: traitorsaywhat?
eclipse: excuse me?
sun: what?
moon:
sun:
sun: no wait-
sun, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
moon, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. youre staying home and having my kids
eclipse: what the fuck are you guys doing?
sun: playing systemic oppression
