Salesman

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Alright salesman are nice ,kind ,gentle souls but sometimes they get annoying when they become desperate to sell you something so heres how i deal with them:
1.If a salesman walks up to you and trys to offer you something you know you dont want then kindly tell them no but if they dont back off throw yourself to a wall and blame it on them
2.If you do want something but they wouldnt sell it to you anymore then just say "oh i was looking for a place to spend my $500 but oh well i will just go to the mall or give it to a hobo." He might change his mind
3.Just bribe him if you are really desperate
P.s.NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYONE
*If you follow my advice the salesman could trick you bye!!

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