slasher oneshots+hcs+more

michael myerssssss

-im my opinion, hes not nearly as blank around you as they say, because to me, in this shot, he looks almost scared, so i can personally guarantee that he atleast has some form of basic emotions. so hes going to smile, hes gonna cry, hes gonna be all angry when you take his pringles without asking.

-if/when (he will) show his face under that latex mask, he will kiss you (probably) or hug you. unfortunately i cant picture im smiling at that moment but he would show some form of affection im guessing...

-dont touch his ass seriously he will kill ur horny ass for that. as much as you dont want to believe it, this man will never even have a slight urge to touch anything private on either of you. hes a virgin and he will stay that way under my watch.

-dates: home movies, obviously. by now the whole town knows about "the shape" so he wont be going anywhere in public. or outside in general...since he wont let anyone see his face besides you. so cuddle up on the couch with snacks and popcorn (luck you, i cant eat that, i have braces...) and chill with your murderous boyfriend and watch carrie or something. just dont expect any flinching from him, and try not do it yourself. although i bet one time he did jump at a jumpspook, and when he did/does please comfort him very much, or he will never watch a movie with you again.

(ahhh tony moran looks so good as michael myers)