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Yandere Rap Battle! Pt.2

Ojiro: Hey Todoroki I have to ask you something

Shoto: Um..sure what is it?

Ojiro: Do you do anything other than just sit there and read?

Shoto: Well....I-

Ojiro: Look won't dance around the issue so I'll get straight to the point why don't you join the martial arts club?

Shoto: What..why..?!

Ojiro: Because it's beneficial you'll learn self defense work out and-

Shoto: Sorry Ojiro but I'll have to say no

Ojiro: Why?, What is it with you and turning down every club that approaches you?!

Shoto: Well I-

Ojiro: You know what let me show you and the entire school why you stop bumming around and join a club

Shoto: Wut- (⁠;⁠;⁠;⁠・⁠_⁠・⁠)

       EPIC RAP BATTLES OF MHA/FNAF
      Mashirao Ojiro vs Shoto Todoroki!
                                 BEGIN!

Ojiro: So let me get this straight you just sit there and read without a care in the world or a want or need?, Would you call that living?, I call that being a bum you'll be begging to join my club when this rap battle is done! Todo you blend into the crowd with some friends here and there, but what you really need is a purpose. Not just sweet fresh air let me show you how to defend yourself so that you can survive then you'll know the meaning of being alive!

Shoto: ....

Ojiro: You got nothing to say?, Come on show me what you can do I know a hundred ways to fight you and a million ways to block you Shoto say something if you really got nothing then why the hell won't you see things MY way?

Shoto: Look Ojiro I'm just not interested alright why would I join a club like yours unless I'm looking for a fight?, I just want to read in peace but you just had to open your mouth so let me shut you up and tell you what I'm all about, I'm an average teenage guy trying to get by in school without anyone's approval or looking like a fool unlike you, I mean you walk around acting like Bruce Lee telling people "hey join my club we do karate!" But let's face it why learn defense unless you're planning to use it what's your thought on that then?, If you can't defend that then you've already lost now pardon my English but will you kindly fuck off?!

Ojiro: There's no need to get hostile buddy! I just want to convince you that there's more to life than what fictional characters will do, you can laugh all you want but you might regret joining me if someone goes berserk and starts a random killing spree ┐⁠(⁠'⁠ー⁠｀⁠)⁠┌

Shoto: You see that logic just doesn't make sense if no one here is a psycho then why should I learn defense?, Unless you're planning something Ojiro wanna spill on what that's about?, Why do want to learn unless you're going knock someone out?~

Ojiro: Stop putting words in my mouth!

Shoto: Then stop trying to judge me okay I like reading get over it!

Ojiro: But how is that okay like all you do is read what kind of girl finds that attractive?

Shoto: Is this what it's all about? What about 'being active?'

Ojiro: You dense mother fucker! When will you look up and see that you're the cutest of the bunch how can you be so blind besides all the reading you keep doing? God what am I saying? Heck who am I fooling?

Shoto: You see unlike you I don't care about someone's looks I just want them to be kind and maybe like some of my books if you want a girl that badly read and see how far you'll go now you've made an ass of yourself and everyone knows!