Chris Sturniolo imagines

✰ the pepsi theory ✰

I walked into target only for one reason.
Obviously to get coke and no not the cocaïne kind
Who do you think I am?

And if you think you can get cocaïne at target toe either to young to know what cocaïne is or your just dumb.

I have no experiences with drugs but im not dumb.

I'm getting Coca Cola because theres nothing better to start your day with and Im craving it.

I walk into the store immediately to the fizzy drinks section obviously it only took me five seconds to realize its not there... there's no way.

this target is massive and has litterally everything but they're out of regular Coca Cola on a Friday morning?

what's wrong with this target.
they literally have yellow watermelon and whatever crazy things you can think of they have it.
But Coca Cola...yeah no thats a reach...

I find this so inane but I'm so writing a mail to the manager about how unacceptable I find the lack of coke in this land.

Still not the cocaïne one theres tons of that everywhere not that I would know that's just what the people say...you know.

There's always a plan b but at that point I rather just buy me a water.

The problem is I'm craving sugar and caffeine so water isn't gonna cut it so plan b it is.

there's only one twelve pack left of...Pepsi.
I take the pack and but it in my cart
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it's better than water right?right?

at this point im just convincing myself to buy the water? it's not that it's that bad im just craving Coca Cola and Pepsi is not gonna do it either.

Suddenly I feel eyes on me, I was so busy thinking about the whole Pepsi stuff there's other people walking in the store. 

I look to the side I see this boy staring at me....he isn't looking away or breaking eye contact his staring at me wide eyed.

is he okay? because who the fuck looks at a stranger like that he doesn't look fine to me well actually he is fine as fuck but that's not what I meant...

Okay i need to chill come on I don't even know him his probably a serial killer because who would look at me like this that's not insane....

But his so cool and mysterious and exactly my type...OH MY FUCKING GOD.

I'm such a idk what but why am I like this like you don't know him his probably a huge dickhead or a creepy serial killer.

I like his earrings tho Vivienne Westwood pricy but so pretty plus I respect men with a good sense of fashion especially jewelry because it's so overlooked.

I mean yes it's also the bare minimum but the bare is just set low for mens fashion so maybe that's why I don't know?

Can't I just be normal and live life in peace without having to see all these fine people in target. Every time i'm in my "I'm not gonna see anyone important"look which means I look like trash.

Shit fuck...what the fuck snap out of your stupid thoughts your starring to damn much.

I am as much a creep as he is at this point I've been staring for 3 min if it isn't more...