(Look at baby Steven!!! ( ^ω^ ) )
"'If the world's my oyster, then it's a freaking oyster cracker!' -Alien_Queen66" Mina quoted the tweet aloud to Hitoshi.
"Damn, oyster crackers are my drug, they got me effed all the way up." Hitoshi jokes darkly.
"Mood! That why I said that!" Mina confessed.
"Hold up, you're Alien_Queen66? Why didn't I hear about this sooner?"
"We just met, we were in public, and I didn't know you knew me."
"Makes sense." Agreed the lavender boy, now wearing an oversized yellow mushroom t-shit and fuzzy Pokémon pj pants, the shirt for dysphoric reasons.
"Obviously, I'm a genius!" Mina sassed.
"Ok, tell me a random fact."
"The more suicidal people there are, the less there are, lol!" (Quote from my friend TyeTanic671 )
"Damn, dark humor without the humor." Hitoshi joked in angsty teen.
"It's a fact! A dark one, but a fact nonetheless!" Mina announced.
"Whatever, you edge lord."
"Are you one to talk, Mr. Sleep Deprived Emo Boy?"
"I'm not emo, I'm clinically diagnosed with depression! I even brought my meds because I can't leave them at home or my mom would be pissed!"
"Shit, mom problems aren't relatable for me! Uh- complain about something relatable!"
"Uhm- I don't know, I can't find any good anime that I haven't watched?"
"I know that feeling! 'Tis so annoying!" Mina whined, loudly.
"Damn, are you sure you aren't a five year old?" Hitoshi mocked.
"You dick-deprived gay man!"
"That was too far, bitch!"
The two fought for a little longer, their insults were hilarious and well crafted. When the arguing died down the two trans teens began trading memes and YouTubers.
"You haven't heard of One Topic At A Time?! MY FAVORITE!! HOW?!?" Mina screeched.
"Because I've been watching animation!" Hitoshi retorted.
"What the fuck, Hitoshi! You like animation? Why haven't you told me?" Mina shouted in shock.
"We had just met a few hours ago!" Hitoshi sassed.
"Oh, yeah. Sorry, it feels like we've known each other for our whole lives!" Mina giggled honestly.
"Whatever, bitchless hoe."
"If I'm a hoe, then how am I bitchless?" Mina remarked.
"Yes." Hitoshi answered.
"Ok, so, what do you want to do?"
"Die, commit arson, and shoot people with staplers." Hitoshi offered.
"The stapler one sounds fun, but to be heroes in the future we probably shouldn't." Mina insisted.
"True, but if we study the laws we can find loopholes?" Hitoshi hypothesized.
The two started laughing their asses off, they'd laughed for a good ten minutes before delving into silence. The two got on their phones and started watching some random YouTube videos.
"Did you know that saying lol at the end of a depressing sentence makes it more lighthearted. Well, that's just my opinion." The Amethyst themed tween referenced Mina's earlier comment.
"Bro, what the fuck? I mean, I have to agree, but that was so random. Why didn't you bring this up earlier when I proved my genius?" Was the reply of the Rose Quartz inspired tween.
"I don't know, I guess I didn't think of it then." The purple cat lover stated.
"Of course not, ya angsty bitch!" The pink cat lover cheerfully insults Hitoshi.
"So, what's for dinner? I'm hungry!" Complained the angsty bitch.
"What do you want? I'm rich, I can get anything!"
"How about that one Italian run pizza place, I can never remember the name of it." Hitoshi replied.
"Sure, what toppings?" Mina wore a completely serious look, like his reply could make or break the friendship. I mean he's not wrong, his response would decide the fate of the friendship.
"Uh- pepperoni and sausage." Hitoshi nervously replied.
"Oh, all meat huh? You like meat?" Mina teased, only to be hit on the back of her head by Hitoshi.
"Shut up!" Hitoshi pouted like a child while Mina giggled, also like a child.
Soon the giggles dissipated and the food was ordered and on its way to the streamers apartment. The two decided, silently, to watch Dance Moms. Which, surprise surprise, is one of their shared addictions.
"Why is Cathy such a bitch, like go back 3to your loser shack of a studio! No one likes you or wants you here!" Shouted the overly invested, Aizawa wannabe tween.
"Except Melissa-" Started the Steven Universe wannabe tween.
"Melissa is a dumb bitch, her opinion don't count!" The chronically tired tween interjected with a matter-of-fact tone.
After hours of bad mouthing American mothers of dancers and eating, the tweens fell asleep to the sound of The Runaway Mom, or season 2 episode 8.
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The story of a trans Alien
FanfictionSo I am making a story about a non-depressed character. ✨S U P R I S E✨ I love Mina she's so energetic and joyful, I HAD to write about her! No images are mine but you can't take and use them as you please ;P Hitoshi and Mina will be besties and b...
