Grocery shopping

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I drove to target getting special candy for Christmas bc I'm a baddie. I saw a familiar face. It was Dr.Mr.Drooler. I forgot how much I love him. I farted. My butt flappers flapped phenomenally!! Hi Ella is that u and hi long time no see. He said ya know we should catch up sometime I said sarcastically yeah we definitely should. He said how about tonight? It's on me. I didn't want to be rude. Plus he's so hot. And he's such a warm drooler. I love him so much. Just bc he's engaged doesn't mean I don't have a chance to win him back. I got my hair done bc I was so excited to get drinks with him and maybe even get drunk and be a little naughty. "Wink Wink"!! I thought to myself the entire time wow I rly do love him. I don't understand why he doesn't understand that I'm the one for him. I love him!!

The night ended with dookie pp's and creamy lips. I won him back. How do I know this? Bc he told me "U ARE THE LOVE OF THE LOVE OF MY LIFE" When he told me this I farted. My butt flappers flapped so majestically!!
DOOKIE ON THAT BITCHH

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