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chris ?🫣
delilah?
1:24 pm

i found you

BRO

YOU CAN NOT BE SAYING
THAT

no i mean on instagram..

MADE ME ALMOST PISS
MY PANTS

and u texted me and not the
group chat because ...

well i only found your
instagram

i don't even think it's ur main
instagram

hey there from nyc

best account ever

yeahh... okay

hit me with a mutual rq

are you soda kid 3000..

yes i am.

weird

okay anyway how did you
even know that it was me

your name is delilah, the
name of the account is delilah

your post mentioned adding
the wrong number to a gc
(obv me)

and u replied to someone's comment
with hoesmad so i could only guess

and i tweeted about being added to
a random gc and half my replies had
already made the connection

okay queen

in ur stalker eraaa

ur turning into a lady

i just observe good

hit me  with a mutual on my
main too tbh

christophersturniolo

and if i don't ..?

i'll cry.

okay fine. there.

hey delilahpiperr!!!

i'm gonna start calling u
deli meat

that's ur new name in my
phone

DELI MEAT

yours is literally chris ?🫣

well you should obv change
it now. deli meat.

okay so you're famous and
annoying got it

me ?! famous ?!

you have more followers than
me

ugh

maybe ur only friends
with me cause of my following

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