11 Inches

1. 11 Inches

Word on the street was, the Holly wand with the phoenix tail feather, that belonged to Harry Potter, wasn't the only thing in his possession that was 11 inches.  

Apparently his cock was a masterpiece.

Draco was furious for two reasons.

One, how did others know?  And two, how did he not?

He had been at the club one night when he had looked over and saw the table of Gryffindors drinking beer, like the brutes that they were.  Nudging his best friend Blaise with his elbow, he lifted his chin to show him the group.

They decided to go the men's room together, and eavesdrop on their conversation along the way.  Couldn't hurt, right?  Pushing past dancers and dodging waiters with trays full of drinks, they finally made it past the worst of the crowd, when they stood at the bar, ears perked.

"I'm not too bad", said Neville with reserved look, making the rest of his companions laugh out loud.

"So it's not your bottom that's long Nev?", chuckled Ron, causing even more loud laughter.

"Fuck off Ron", he replied which of course sent all the men into more giggles, and clapping each other on the backs.

"If anyone is huge, it's Harry", he said in a non-chalant voice, not really caring about the size of their dicks anyway.

Harry spat out his beer at being called out like this.  "Oi Neville!", he croaked out and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

"What?  It's true.  We all know it", Dean stated.

"Fuck Dean", said Harry.  "That doesn't mean he has to yell it out so that everyone else can hear him", he said with a slight blush.  

"Aw, is little Hawwy embarrassed?", mocked Dean.

"Not at all - I like my cock", he said and of course that comment caused even more yelps of laughter and shouts of  'way to go Harry'.  Just then, Neville got up to go and order another round, while Dean and Seamus made their way to the bathroom.

Draco and Blaise, after hearing the talk about their cocks, followed them hoping that the two Gryffindors would at least elaborate a little more about the topic at hand.

They were not disappointed.  

"Have you actually seen it, Harry's dick?", asked Seamus.

"Yeah", replied Dean.

They were both in the same stall, so the two Slytherins slipped into the one next to them to listen in some more.

"Fucking when?  I've been sharing a dorm with him the same as you, and I've never seen it", he said in a jealous tone.

"Babe, I have only seen it once.  Harry went for a shower the one time, and forgot to take something with him.   I can't remember what it was, but he came back for it.  Probably thought the dorm was empty, because he was naked, and there it was in all it's glory.  Just hanging around", said Dean.

"And?  If you had to guess, how big is it?", he asked.

"It's fucking huge", he answered.

"Yes, but how huge?".

"Well, have you ever heard of the term queen size?", he asked his boyfriend.

Seamus' eyes went wide.  "Jesus, to qualify for queen size, you have to be at least 10 inches", he said with awe.

"Exactly.  Except Harry is more than 10, I would put him at an 11, easy", he said.  "It's about as long as your forearm, and has the girth of a cucumber.  Jesus, he could rip someone a new asshole with that thing".