Fupanza fun

1 The great fupa frenzy

I awoke to loud blaring of my alarm. Ugh, Monday. Another week long of school and work. I set a timer for 5 more minutes, which felt more like seconds. I begrudgingly got out of bed. I let the dogs out, got dressed, and was on my way to school. I listened to Anal Del Rey on the way and imagined I was a sugar baby on Chris Evans yacht on a trip to Italy. I think I'm going to be anorexic today.

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School didn't last too long. Neither did the 2 hours I had to myself at home before I had to go to work. Upon my arrival, I noticed Pam crying at one of the micro-sized pathetic little stools she called tables, her greased, frazzled hair a mess. Is today the day? The day Sam and Louie's finally closes?? I tried to hide my hopeful smile. "What's wrong Pam?" I asked, actually not really caring about her well being. "I caught my son watching gay porn!!! FAT gay porn!" Welp there goes my evening. Throughout my shift, I stayed counting the hours remaining before I could go home. 

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FINALLY!! It's time to clock out. I headed home and showered, and decided to scroll through tiktok before bed. I was also excited because tonight was the night Mia and I were going to try to SHIFT together. I don't expect anything to happen, but the thought that something MIGHT made it worth it to me. 

OVERSIZED FUPA FORCE 

I CALL NOW GOOD LUCK EVERYBODY ELSE

                                                                                                 

I called and she answered immediately. "Ik I usually don't wanna call on a work night, but it's just for tonight so idgaf." "well OBVIOUSLY" "NO NEED TO BE RUDE." She joked. "Well I guess we should start. What did that tiktok say to do again?" "We need to intertwine our physicness." she said. That made 0 sense, but in a way I knew exactly what she was talking about. "OK GO!" We both stayed silent, focusing immensely. We thought about where we wanted to be when we woke up. In an OVERSIZED lakeside country mansion in the woods in an aesthetic and walkable town with perfect weather duh. Eventually I felt as if i were falling. It startled me, but not enough to make me lose focus. My body started twitching as well. I just focused on how great it would be to finally fuck chris evans.

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I awoke to a bright light. That's strange... my rooms usually dark in the morning.  God this is the most comfortable bed I've ever layed in. This definitely isn't mine. It took a few seconds for my eyes to fully adjust to the light where I could open them all the way. "HOLY FUCK" The room was decorated to my liking. It was perfect. Cowboy layed at the foot of my bed, not even snoring like he usually does. He looks so peaceful.... and... young! My God... it worked! It really worked! The question is.. did it work for mia? I got up faster than a beanbag in a hurry. I stepped out into the hall until I realized I don't know the layout of the house. There were many doors lining the wall across from me, one of them being French doors leading to an office. I opened the first door I came across. it was a large, exquisitely detailed bathroom with a clawfoot tub. I looked in the mirror and couldn't find a single flaw on my body. I had an extremely toned, sculpted body and a flawless face that looked like a beauty filter in real life. I can't believe it worked.... The next door I swung open hoping to see Mia. I saw a tiny anorexic lump under the covers. That must be her. I poked her at first. She's still asleep. "WAKE UP BITCH!" I screamed. She woke up immediately. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DO-" she quickly realized she wasn't in her bedroom and analyzed her surroundings. "Am I trippin or what" "NO IT WORKED!" "THERES NO WAY I MUST BE DREAMING." she said doubtfully. "NO! IT REALLY WORKED!" She reached out to touch my face. "holy....fuck... You look like you were sculpted by the gods." "You should take a look at yourself fool. Follow me." "Well I did notice I feel a hundred lbs lighter than usual." I led her to the bathroom. She looked in the mirror in awe. "OMG IM HOT AF- I'm literally gonna pass out." I heard dog footsteps behind me. It was cowboy, chico, manny, starky, and penny. They all looked youthful and energetic. "PENNY!! STARKY!!" I knelt down and gave them all a hug. "This is.... too good to be true." "But this feels way too real to be a dream." I replied. "I agree..." "Let's just enjoy ourselves- OH MY GOD CHRIS." "What?" "Well this is our desired reality he must be out there somewhere. HE IS FIRST ON MY ALTERNATE REALITY BUCKET LIST" "AHHHHHHHH I DIDNT EVEN THINK ABOUT THAT FOOL!!! MOVE BITCH" she pushed me out of the way and ran back into her room. She opened a door to what one would assume is a closet. "GODDAMN THIS CLOSET IS HUGE." the closet was filled with clothes and accessories for any occasion as well as a vanity with unlimited amounts of makeup. "ima be a while." She slammed the closet doors. Well I guess I should be getting ready to meet my man too!



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