C.H.E.R.U.B

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[The Cherubs appear on a small old fashioned TV. Blitzø blasts the TV with his flintlock pistol, and it explodes.]

Millie: Nice one, B!

Tom: Holy crap!

Blitzø: Gimme another, Mox!

[Moxxie nervously sweeps away the flaming debris and puts another old fashioned TV onto the stand. He turns it on with a scared look on his face. The 666 News logo appears. Blitzø pours gunpowder into his flintlock.]

Blitzø: Eh, nah. Not feelin' it. Next!

[Moxxie switches the channel. A demonically dressed Betty Boop appears in black and white, dancing erotically with prominent breasts, holding a pitchfork. Blitzø, and Millie look bored.]

Blitzø: Uh-huh. Keep going, keep going, keep goin'...

[Moxxie switches the channel again. Wally Wackford appears on the screen dressed in white with a black top hat, holding a cane.]

Wally Wackford: I say, I say! Are you lookin' to get work making crazy contraptions and goofy gadgets? WELL, call me at Wacky Wally Wackford's Wacky Idea Factory!

[The title appears against a similar circular background of classic old cartoons.]

Tom: *confused* What the, Is that from Looney Toons?

Wally: Where you make the things and I make the money!

[Wally appears close to the screen with a pleading face.]

Wally: Please! I'm very desperate!

Blitzø: Bingo!

[Blitzø shoots and explodes the TV again.]

Millie: WOO! You're on a roll, sir!

[Loona snores while sleeping in a chair. She has her foot up on the table and twitches it in her sleep. A shaking wakes her up and causes her cup to spill.]

Loona: Guys... Do you feel that?

Francisco: Feel what?

[Francisco and Fiona where playing jenga game, but suddenly wood block collapses as result]

Francisco: Oh come on!

Blitzø: Oh, shit! Is that a hellshake?

Moxxie: *Confused* That's possible?

[Millie holds onto Moxxie as his tail shoots up in fear.]

Millie: Alright! Don't panic, Moxxie!

Millie: *To Tom, Francisco and fiona* Even your guys!

Tom: we're not even panicking and how does a hellshake exist?

Loona: STOP BEGINNING NERD, TOM!

[Loona hits Tom against the wall before he is knocked down further by what appears to be a wrecking ball made of black tubes-part of the wall crumbles on top of Tom. The smoke clears and a supervillain demon enters the room through the hole. Loona growls on all fours.]

[The man grins and extends his metal contraptions in loops.]

???: Do not be afraid.

Blitzø: Please tell me you got that insurance thing.

Fiona: HOLY SHIT!! IS THAT DOCTOR OCTOPUS!

[Millie takes out a sharp black axe.]

Millie: Who are you, and what do you want?!

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