Act one: Chapter fourteen: Port D.U.M.B.

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You were at the front of I.M.P offices just heading inside, you see Loona at her desk looking a little messed up.

Y/N: Hey Loona.

Loona: What?

Y/N: Are you okay?

Loona: I'm fine, I'm just hungover.

Y/N: Loona, I'm not gonna stop you, but you need to stop drinking.

Loona: Whatever, just shut up and get to cleaning.

Y/N: Okay then.

You just get out your cleaning supplies when the rest of the crew walk in.

Blitzo: Hey Loonie.. Can we talk about something real quick?

Loona: Why is everybody bothering me today!

Blitzo: I'll make it short, but I'm gonna have to ask you to not come here when your...

Moxxie: When you're hungover.

Loona: Great first (Y/N), now you and possum, ugh just fuck off!

Y/N: Guys, just stay quiet and leave her alone-

Blitzo (To you): To hell with that, she's my daughter.

Blitzo: Listen i'm not gonna force you, but I just need you to-

Loona: All of you just SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Moxxie (To Blitzo): Try harder.

Blitzo: Listen sweetie last time you came in hungover you-

Loona: Yeah yeah, I opened the portal to the wrong spot and gave the wrong target, when will you fucking let it go?

Y/N: Look, she's trying her best and I think we should just wait until she's fully recovered before having this sort of talk.

Blitzo (To you): You're even lucky I'm letting you two stay alone in the same room in the first place!

Y/N: Just leave her alone right now and we can-

Moxxie: If we don't talk about this now she will never learn to-

Loona: SIT ON A DICK MOXXIE!!

Blitzo: I tried.. Sweetie, can you open a portal to our next target?

Loona: As long as you fuck off..

She uses the book to open a portal to the location and the three go through.

Y/N: Are you okay Loona?

Loona: Yeah, just be lucky I'm not ripping you to shreds.

Y/N: Does this happen all the time?

Loona: Yeah, so?

Y/N: Loona, listne to them okay.

Loona: Just fuck off already.

Y/N: I'll just clean.

Loona: Better be.

Y/N: ...Actually I wonder if this would cure a hangover..

Loona: What?

You get out a spell book you have saved. It's labeled as "Healing" and like the spell name says it can heal anyone, but since this is a weaker more common Magic spell it's not all too efficient for deep wounds and what not, but would it work on a hangover?

Y/N: Hey, stay still please.

Loona: The fuck are you doing?

Y/N: Seeing if I can cure your hangover.

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