•√Falling In Love With A Thug√•((ON HOLD))

•√Falling In Love With A Thug√•

"Yeah . . .Yeah . . . Yeah . . . Freebands Own The Building , Got Her Gucci Boot On Like Its Snowing , Straight Up . ! , Big Booty Freak And She Foreign , Straight Up . !"

"Thats Only One Person When That Fucking Song Play On My Damn Phone !" I Said Speaking Out Loud . Cause My Crazy Ass Phudd(Bestfirend) Lala. She A Bad Ass Butter Pecan Name Milan Eva Valez , Puerto Rican And Jamaican . Nah Thats A Deadly Combination lol . Light Brown Eyes, Standing At 5'3 Ya That Hoe Short , But Don't Let That Shit Fool You , My Chica Can Put Em Paws On Ya . ! If I Was Gay I Would Holla Lala Got Ah Face Like Trina And Ah Ass Like Jackie'O . Btfol I Am Just Fucking Around. 

So I Finally Pick Up My Phone , To Answer This Retard Ass Jamaican.

Me:What Do You Want Bitch , It Better Be Important Waking Ah Bih Up From There Sleep.

Lala:Bloodclot . ! Mami , But School Is Today In I Was Calling Your Duck Loose Pussy Ass To Get The Fuck Up !

Me:Ehhhhh . ! ! I Anit Got Time For That , Bitch Your Ass Got More Miles Then Nike On That Grandma Pussy , Nah Who Gone Check Me .

Lala: TI. Red , But GetCha Ass Up Slut Bucket Now ! ! Cause You Take 15Years Just To Get Dress .

Me: Okay Loco Chly , Um Up Btfol Call You When Um On My Way .

Lala: Iight , Oh Tell G I Say Hii Wid Hym Fine Ass lol.

I Had To Hang Up On That Eva She Be On Em Mollys ,Kid Had Ah Big As Crush On My Brother G For Ah Lil Minute. Damn I Really Don't Want To Go Back To School On Everyting Nigga Nigga Nigga . ! I Got Up Went In The bathroom , You Know When You Wake Up In You Just Stand There In Look In Space For Ah Long Time , Well Thats What I Was Doing. Shit Ah Bitch Be Tied AF Doe. Walk To The Stink In Started Brushing My Teeth In That Colgate , I Swear That Toothpaste Be Doing The Best On Ya Girls Pearly Whites . Got In The Shower , That Hot Water Did Wake Me Up Too. So i Did The Whole Hygiene Crap , As Um Getting Out The Shower Tryna Not Break My Ass , My Get Crunk Song Came On My Radio , Yall No That Song By Lil Wayne Called NO CELLINGS , I Started Feeling My Self Like 3Hard Um Like "Maji Pop That Pussy And Shake This Ass,I Don't Wanna Hurt These Sketts The Day , But If Ah Hoe Keep Pushing Me Um Ah Take Em Earrings Off In Break That Ass . !" , i Be Killing My Get Crunk Remix . I Bet Yall Thinking Like Who The Fuck Is You . ! It Be Like That Sometimes Let Me Tell Ya Who I Beeezzz .  

The Name Is Egypt Semaj Dash , But Everybody Call Me Maji . I Am A Bad Ass Coke Bottle 15Year Old Standing At 5'2 With Nun But Finness, Green Eyes , Light Red Skinned Bandit , Mixed With Jamaican, And Korean . I Bet You Like Damn Ma Gotta be Fine AssFuck , Yadd Yadd Yeah I Am But I Don't Let That Shit Go To My Head. We Live In Harlem,NewYork. When You Think Awww Shitt Reall Niggas Everywhere Or Nino Brown ,"Truee". Growing Up In Hamilton Harlem . Shit Cray Cray . My Family Anit Rich We Anit Poor , We In The Middle ,We Getting Money , I Go On Shopping Sprees Everyday ,Shit I Anit Complaining, My Mom Kamora Lee Work Hard At Some Major Realtor Company. That Korean Got All Them Degrees, And Plus Driving Ah Range And Porsche Truck, Just The Damn Asian Never Wanted To Leave The Projects. Um Cool With That , We Live In Ah 4Bedroom 3½ bath Apartment, With A Living room In Den. So Happy Ion Gotta Share My Room Shitt Ah Nigga Would Be Stressed So Much Might Have Gray Hair . Its Me Being The Second Child ,My Big 16Year Old Bother Giovanni Damioni Dash ,But Everybody Call Him "G" , Then Its My Ugly Ass Cousin Ameer Kyrain Williams , Go By Gun'Play. Them Tied Ass Niggas Some Thugs, Been In the Game Since 8Years, My Fam Been On The Block Son. Then Theres My Adorable Sister Malaysia India Dash, I Call Her My Layla ,she only 3years Old . My Dad Left My Mom When She Got Pregnant With Layla, Its All Good Fuck That Crab Ass Nigga , Shitt How i Feel B Love Don't Live Here No More Fuck Boy. I Dont Care If The Nigga Major In The Game , His Stank Ass Ran Back To The Island Cause He America Most Wanted. He Send Money And Call My Sister&Brother, Me Um Still Mad At Him , He Could Of Atleast Said Bye To Us . He Just Left With No Type Of Warning . But Um Cool Deff Take The Money He Send.