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𝕊𝟚 helpy: We need to get through this locked door. S, give me your credit card.

𝕊𝟚 bryan: Here.

𝕊𝟚 helpy *pocketing it*: Thanks. Molten, kick down the door.

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Dylan: While I'm gone, gre, you're in charge.

Gre: Yes!!!

Dylan whispering: Blank, you're secretly in charge.

Blank: Obviously.

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Cindy, setting down a card: Ace of spades

Fylan pulling out an Uno card: +4

Red *pulling out a Pokémon card*: Jolteon, I choose you

Doodle *trembling*: What are we playing

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Bryan: Good morning.
Kai: Good morning.
Iris: Good morning.

Dylan: You all sound like robots, try spicing it up a bit.

Pluto: MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Dylan: bitches b like "im baby" but have childhood trauma and neglect like wtf do u know about being baby u were forced to grow up from an early age anyways I'm bitches

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Fylan: dylan, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Dyaln: I don't know, love you, talk to you later

Fylan: Ok, I love you too dad, I'll just ask doodle.

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Moondrop, *holding a fork*: You know your talking a lot of shit for someone who has 2 perfectly good eyeballs each cost about $16,000 on the blackmarket.

Steve: ....

Moondrop: *lip smack*

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Vindi: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.

Bryan: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.

Bryan, *right after Vindi leaves the room*: I miss him already.

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Lefty: Do you cook?

Bryan: I made a cake once.

Rs. Freddy: Yeah, it was good.

Bryan: Really?

Rs. Freddy: Don't make me lie twice, Bryan.

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Shadow bonnie: That's not funny.

Molten: I thought it was funny.

Shadow bonnie: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

=================================Candy: Am I in trouble?

Vinnie: Take a guess.

Candy: No?

Vinnie: Take another guess.

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Dylan: What can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?

Blank: ...

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𝕊𝟚 Bryan: The ‘how the fucks’ and 'why are you so dumbs’ don’t matter. All that matters is that I have a new gun.

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M&M: Dylan...

Dylan: Oh no, 'Dylan' in B flat.
Dylan: You're disappointed

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Iris: OKAY, YOU KNOW WHAT?! TIME OUT! GET ON TOP OF THE FRIDGE! GET UP THERE!

Ronnie: *Climbing* THIS HOUSE IS A FUCKING NIGHTMARE!!!

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Ronnie: Can I bother you for a second?

Iris: You're always bothering me, but go ahead.

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Mad hatter *negotiating with Cheshire*

Cheshire: We have Queenie. Give us ten thousand dollars and they will be returned to you unharmed

Queenie: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?

Mad hatter:

Queenie: MAKE IT ONE MILLION-

Mad hatter: Queenie STOP

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Adrien: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Dylan: They do.

Bryan: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

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𝕊𝟚 Bryan: Change is inedible.

𝕊𝟚 Molten: Don't you mean inevitable?

𝕊𝟚 Bryan, spitting out coins: No, I did not.

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