A human a a creature? Is this true love? [Eggman X Minion] (SMUT🥵🥵🥵)

Chapter 7: The Pregnancy Test

Bob wakes up in an ally way fully clothed?!?!?!?! Bob feels fully sober and thinks about Eggman. He gets really horny and gets a BANANABONER. Bob starts jacking off and taking off his clothes all alone... He looks like a rabid dog trying to catch its tail except he's jacking off so hard that shit, piss, cum, vomit and blood come out of his BANANA. Eggman is walking down the ally way all sad and then he see's Bob and his clothes fall off. Eggman's BANANA starts to wag like a dogs tail. They both then starts have rough gay sex. Everyone walking past cums their pants. Eggman cums all the cum he can cum into Bob. Eggman fingers Bob's ass until all the cum he can cum cums out. Eggman then puts it in a jar for later. Bob moans really loud so loud that even deaf people can hear it.  Bob then goes down to suck the shit from eggman's ass. Eggman then cums out of his has and even shits too making this cum shit concoction. Eggman then sticks his BANANA into Bob's shape shifted pussy. Eggman cums into the BANANAPUSSY and the sperm travels. The police walks into the alley way "Nuh uh, that bad >:(". Bob and Eggman scurry to the egg lair and go to the basement where there sex dungeon is. They go on for a long time till Gru texts.

Gru: COME BACK TO THE HOTEL NEOW!

Bob: ok uwu

At the hotel. "STOP BEING EMO" said Gru. Bob replies "but i'm not being emo i was with eggman! he was showing me how amazing green hillzone is!". "I know how you act Bob, he showed you his green hill zone" Gru said angrily. "Uhm heh what?" Bob said nervously "do you think I'm some slut?". Gru agrees "Let's go to the local pharmacy, we're getting a pregnancy". They go to the pharmacy and get 3 pregnancy tests, just in case yk. They walk to a local KFC and Bob uses their bathroom while gru waits outside. Bob walks outside with the first test... "It's, it's negative". "THANK THE LORD, wait a minute. Is that only the first one?" says Gru. "Yeah, I'll go do the others" said Bob, hoping he wasn't pregnant. Bob is on to the last stick. He pees graciously and its!...

TO BE CONTINUED

Authors note: yk everytime i update this im going through a rough patch so here i am! also if ur reading i hope u get help. ANYWAYS comment some lesbian fanfics no smut keep it pg.