"If two kids- like elementary kids, had sex, would it even go anywhere?!"
"Todoroki what the actual fuck are you talking about?!" the girl with an identity problem, aka Ochako 'Uravity' Uraraka, questioned.
"What even prompted you to ask such a thing?!" speed personified asked, as if it even needed to be asked in the first place.
"Me personally? I think that depends on how much the kids know about sex." dunceface answered, in a way that makes it seems like hes onto something when hes really just being stupid- per usual.
"Yoooo!!- dude, I think you're right my guy!" the definitely Hispanic one said, 69 bowls/brownies deep.
"Wha- why are we talking about elementary kids having sex?!" broccoli boy inquired, horrified.
Like hes not guilty of exactly that.
The memories of his own experiences (yes, m u l t i p l e) flooding into mind, like the fires of gunshots lost to time when veterans hear fireworks.
No, actually, shitnerd's loss of virginity was 1,000,000 times less traumatic than that.
"Are you extras talking about elementary kids fucking?!" boom hands boom glands joined in, not giving a fuck about the fact that he too is guilty of the topic.
"A-fucking-pparently." badass lesbian rocker replied, exasperatedly, fed up with the bullshitery of the class dumbasses.
The conversation continued for the next 5 hours.
Yes-
F i v e. M o t h e r. F u c k i n g. H o u r s.
With not a single person noticing the ~tension~ between loser and god-complex.
Stealing knowing, flushed glances.
A secret, or more, just for them two.
Secrets that may never see the light of day.
Except- maybe they will..
nah, probably not.
unless...?
