Today is a story day!!!!
Story day is when I tell you a story about my dad.
Ok... so..
Once when my dad was a kid he had a really funny neighbor named Bruce that he went to school with.
At school there was this teacher that was kind of an old man named Mr. Burn and Bruce and my dad both had his class. His classroom was on the third floor of the school.
So, one day Bruce and the class were waiting for Mr. Burn and he got up and told everybody what he was going to do. His plan was that since the windows (back in the day) had no screens, he was going to run downstairs and lay on the ground outside the window and pretend to be dead.
When Mr. Burn got in the classroom, Bruce snuck out and went outside, and once the class knew he was ready they all said "Mr. Burn! Bruce jumped out the window and died!"
Mr. Burn came running to the wind and gasped. He was so scared. Then Bruce got up and started dancing and all the children laughed and laughed and laughed. Mr. Burn was so mad. Bruce got suspended for 2 days, but it was worth it. :)
