𝐔𝐍𝐊𝐍𝐎𝐖𝐍 ➛ r. shidou

ew

Hiii Saeeee

Sae?
Who's this?

Huh?
Is your name not Itoshi Sae?
The sexy red haired footballer
who said this was his number?

HAH NO ITS NOT
GET REJECTED LOSER

FUCKER
He literally promised me

Sucks dude
But don't worry he's my brother
I'll pass the message onto him

REALLY?
No way he's actually ur brother
ARE YOU FUCKING RIN?

I'm joking he's not my brother
I'm also not Rin
I'm a girl

ew

I'm sorry?
So you must be a guy
Got it

Yes I'm a guy
And I'm gay for Sae
That fine mf

Pics?

When I tell you I MOANED

Oh my
Valid honestly
He does football?

Yeah
We just had a match against Blue Lock
HE SAID HE WOULD GIVE ME HIS NUMBER
AND HE GAVE ME A RANDOM NUMBER
WHICH HAPPENS TO BE YOURS
FML

Lol imagine getting rejected
and what do you mean "Blue Lock?"
Is that a club?

Long story that you probably wont understand
Do you know nothing about football

I don't know shit
All I know is Neymar is hot

True
Wait where are you from?

Ayo stalker

Ok then don't fucking tell me

I WONT
Only if you tell me first

Guess

Hmm
Texas?

Actually kys

WHAT?
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH TEXAS?

I'VE GOT A PROBLEM WITH ALL AMERICANS
WHO DO THEY THINK THEY ARE

FIRST OF ALL I'M AMERICAN

DOUBLE EW
I'm Japanese

I can't disrespect that that's actually cool

Hah
Hoes quiet now

I'm actually blocking you

Do it
You wont

Watch me

*You have blocked this number*

This is so random but I wrote these chapters like a few months ago and never picked them back up. But now that he's introduced in the anime I feel like it's the right time to publish them LOL.

I don't expect many people to read this and this is more for my personal enjoyment.

But anyway live laugh shidou goodnight