How you meet
- Never on insta, discord, or wattpad...ever again.
- School or mutual irls. The only two options.
Conversations that you have
- "Hey do you wanna read something I wrote? :)" *smut book*
- Extremely abusive, constantly gaslights
When they recognize their feelings for you
- Not surprised
- Usually tries to accept it, 99% of the time works —> Then discusses with everybody
- Tries to find things to do together W rizz
If you're sick
- Terrified, personal "not wanting to get sick" desires get in the way
- Will call, but do not come close. Please. You're disgusting.
- Could potentially drop off a basket of GOODS
Confessions
- Something along the lines of, "I like you 👉👈" irl, and exactly that.
- Or short and simple over text.
- Screams internally.
First dates
- Personal ideals = ice skating, food, picnic, walking, shopping
- Tries to entangle sweaty hand with other person's hand
Nicknames/pet names
- Fattie cakes, ploopilus, sussy
- ...
- Sweetheart is fine
- ...
- Mommy
You flirting with them
- Smirks deviously
- Probably laughs at your silliness
Jealousy
- You'll never know
- Yes you will
- It's obvious
- Sometimes
- It depends
- Don't worry about it
PDA
- Handholding is cute
- Don't try to make out with me at the mall in front of children and their parents please!
If you're injured
- Yikers...
- Level of concern depends on severity of injury
If you died
- Wouldn't happen
You drawing them
- Aw that's nice
- Oh wait it looks absolutely atrocious nevermind (if it were serious, this opinion will NOT be shared)
Playing with their hair
- I don't have a hair fetish
- Scalp instead
Pretending to break up as a prank
- Why tf did I decide to date an asshole like you, (Y/N)
- Severely annoyed
- Tells therapist and everybody in a five foot radius
You have a nightmare
- Ummm...is cuddling an option idk just Finch it out
What they'd do on your birthday
- Something much better than whatever AnOmoriFanatic would do
- 12 AM staying up, screaming
- Tries to keep a list of potential gifts throughout the year to be prepared
- Sometimes dollar tree presents
- It's the thought that counts
- Writes long cards, this is a Ploopy specialty (75% of it is rambling, 25% is serious)
Reactions to a love poem
- Sobs internally, tears up externally
- Rereads it
- Will write one in return
You have a mental breakdown
- ...
- Hug if necessary, smooch if necessary, comforting words if necessary, space if necessary, Finch if necessary
- Is (basically) calm
If you scare easily
- This definitely isn't funny (it's a little cute)
- Sometimes same
You go missing
- Wtf
- In denial
- Becomes a private investigator
You cook something for them
- That's so nice, (Y/N)
- Even if it's terrible that's fine
- That's so nice, (Y/N)
You're a Yandere
- Leave me alone
Your house is a mess
- Tries to help you clean it
- Why are there literal cockroaches in here
Bump in the road
- Will talk it out no matter what, even if it doesn't lead to a "happy ending" (not like that)
- Too logical and masculine for anything else
Asking you to a dance
- Hypes in up even though it will definitely be mid
- Screams when dress shopping
Surprise hugs
- Good
- Maybe expect an accidental face elbowing
You steal their clothes
- That's cute
- Return the favor
First kisses
- Must be on the bus in seventh grade
Them as a yandere
- Impossible
If you came out as trans
- Nice
If you get cuddly in your sleep
- Stop waking me up PLEASE
- Get a bigger bed PLEASE
Slow dancing with them
- Is amazing at it
- Would not fal
How to fluster them
- Yes ma'am 🥺🥺🥺
- Genuine compliments
- Making stuff (ie art, food, etc)
You start tickling them
- A safe word will need to be made for this one
- Screams, actually screams
Patching their injuries
- Stop it
