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Range: 1.6 - 10

Suitcase: T-dick; 4 in, it's "a cock alright"

Tissues: Eeny weeny teeny weeny shriveled little short dick man; 2 in, disappointing

Marshmallow: 5.7 in, "definitely bigger than that, you're lying"

Fan: 2.6 in, disappointing size

Soap: 3 in, "no fucking way."-Taco

Salt: 6 in, not big, not small

Cheesy: 3 in . L .

Lighty: 5.9 in. 🤷

Knife: 7 in. It runs in the family

Paper: 5.8/6 in. 🙂

Test tube: 7.4 in. Lemme kiss ur lips. kinda thin tho -Fan

Silver spoon: 7.2 in. Zayum mama. She's got a third leg

Yang: 3.2 in. Umm it's okay that's not ALL they've got

Balloon: 4.6 in. Small

Taco: prob 4 in.

Baseball: 6.5 in. Idk

Paintbrush: 5.7in. Slightly larger than average

Trophy: 5 in bbb

Pepper: 6 in

OJ: 5.4 in. Very accurate

Pickle: 6.8 in

Candle: 5.9 in

Nickel: 3.5 in

Yin: 4.2 in

Microphone: 5.6 in

Floory( ˘ ³˘)♥: 5.3in

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