So Michael is like "so like third times a charm" and he forks up and Eleanor found out that they were all in the bad place. Then he kept trying over and over cuz if it worked he would get a seat on the high council or something idk. But Shawn still thought Michael was on version two so he yeah. And Michael forks up so many times that on attempt 802 he's just like "ugg I don't want my essence to be scooped out of my body with a flaming ladle and poured over hot diamonds and for every molecule of my body to be put on a different burning sun and for the rest of my body to be beaten with a titanium rod so I gotta team with the cockroaches". And he teams up with the musty humans and yay. Then Vicky🥵 is like "ew, Michael ur crusty dusty at this and if you don't let me be in control of the project, then Shawn will know about the thingy". So Michael says ok and him and the mustys fool Vicky and the other demons and yeah. Then Michael is like strutting to his office like a queen but Shawn the devious demon is sitting in the chair and Michael is like "or nor!" Then Shawn is like "yeah so like thing you did is slaying and uhhh yeah." And Michael is like "uhhh thanks ig you musty dusty rat." And so then Michael and Shawn roasts the mustys for a show and the mustys are like "ugg Michael is a traitor he musty." And that night the demons had a party and they were gonna leave to the medium place (the medium place is a medium place where a cocaine addicted lady lives). But then they didn't escape and they laid under a train and then the demons left and Michael was like, "oh my flopagababa!" And he cried cuz the mustys were slaying. And so Michael is like "I have a gold balloon to the good place," so he's like wa la but then it's revealed that the gold balloon isn't slaying and it's actually musty so Michael is like "I'm so sowwy🥺." Then the mustys decide to get drunk and shirt and tahini sauce is like "we should speak to the manager!!!😈" And so in the morning they go to the actual bad place to get to the judge so they don't get bitten by bees with teeth forever. And Jason throws a molotov cock😳tail and Shawn is like hawwww. Then they get to the judge but Michael and Janet got lost and forking died or something so it's just the musty dustys. Then the judge is like giving the musty dusty's tests to see if they ain't musty but they're cock😳roaches so they still musty as shirt. Then the judge is like "get yo musty dusty crusty rusty Cheeto dusty ash back in the forking portal rn or istg-" but then Michael is like "suuup benchhh" and he's like "the cock😳roaches actually ain't crusty so likeee put them in the motherforking good place bench." And so the judge is like "no they still musty. Ok now gtfo." But then Michael is 😈 and like "so umm just have me like save them through original timelines so they slay." And the judge is like "so funkayyyy so slay." And so the mustys bein like "abahababa huhhhhh" but the judge is like snappy snappy and the mustys are alive in their original timeline and stuff and they're abagababa.
Ummm yeah okay bye.
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