The Trouble With Imps!

Chapter 6: An Interesting Conversation

After a restless night in the infirmary, Harry was visited by two of the five people he really didn't want to see at the moment. Ron and Ginny. The other three would be Mrs. Weasley, Dumblefuck, and Know-it-all.

"What do you two want?" he asked a little annoyed that it wasn't his mates that came to see him. They were still unmarked so they could have anyone else. An unconscious growl started to come out of his throat at that thought.

"Why were you kissing my brothers?" Ron asks suddenly, jolting Harry out of his line of thought. "You can't be gay. You're Harry Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived." He says pretentiously.

"Yeah, Ron's right. You're supposed to fall in love with and marry me. We're supposed to have lots of kids and live happily ever after." Ginny said after Ron was finished.

Harry was irritated that they thought they had a right to tell him what he could and could not do and told them as much as well.

"What gives you the right to decide what I can and cannot do? Even if I hadn't been gay, which I have been since 5th year, I still wouldn't have picked you. You can obviously see that I am an Imp. Because I'm an Imp, I have a mate and you are obviously not it." He finished starting to get angry.

"Then obviously the twins did something to make you believe that they are your mates. You belong with me." She said getting angry as well.

"Why would we do that?" Fred said. They had entered in the middle of Harry's rant and had stood in a corner near the door watching, until Ginny had accused them of tricking Harry into liking them.

"We, unlike you, wouldn't trick someone into loving us." They said looking at Ginny.

"Yeah, that and I wouldn't want someone who has slept with probably all the 6th year boys in the school and a few of the 7th and 5th year Gryffindor boys too." Harry said looking at Ginny with thinly veiled contempt, his imp side delighting in the chaos he was causing her.

"You're just jealous!" Ron said finally blowing up at that last comment. "You're mad that we have a real family and you don't. You always want more, more fame, more money, and now you want more than one lover! It wasn't enough you got a lot of vaults from your parents, Sirius had to go and leave you everything and give us nothing! And if it weren't for Dumbledore, we wouldn't have anything for being friends with you either!" he finished off his rant. He then looked horrified at all that he had said, Ginny too.

Harry slowly got angrier and angrier as the words sunk in. "WHAT?!! ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT I HAD MORE MONEY THAN JUST MY TRUST VAULT? YOU NEVER TOLD ME THAT SIRIUS HAD A WILL." The hospital slowly got hotter and hotter as his fire Imp personality increased his anger. "AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU WERE PAID FOR BEING FRIENDS WITH ME? YOU WEREN'T A GREAT FRIEND TO BEGIN WITH. YOU ABANDONED ME IN FOURTH YEAR WHEN YOU THOUGHT I HAD CHEATED. HERMIONE WAS IN ON THIS AS WELL, WASN"T SHE?" Ron's guilty face said it all. The sheets started to catch fire.

"Well then," he says with a deceptively calm voice. "You won't mind if I do this." He said as he took out his wand. They both backed away a few steps, fear clearly seen on their faces.

"Obliviate" Their eyes went misty before clearing up again.

"I'll take what you said into consideration, but it's not likely I'm going to leave my mates for you, Ginny." He says with some anger still in his voice.

"Fine then. I hope you realize sooner rather than later that I'm really the only one for you" she says as they leave.

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"Why did you just do that?" George asked after they had made sure Ginny and Ron had left and had put up a silencing charm around the bed.

"Because I wouldn't want Bumblebee to know that I know about all my vaults. That way, if he is stealing from me, he won't be able to take out a shitload of money from me. Hopefully, know that I am an adult in the eyes of the law, I should be able to ask the goblins to reclaim all the money that was stolen, as well as do a little something extra." Harry said with mischief clear in his eyes.
"Before we forget, we heard Hermione's going to be at Headquarters tomorrow. Once she gets there, everyone will be going to Diagon Alley to get their school supplies." Fred said catching on.

"Yeah, don't you think it would be funny if, when they get there, they can't get any money out of their vaults?" George says trying not to laugh.

"Just think of the scandal!" Harry says in mock terror.

They all look at each other and burst out laughing after taking down the silencing charm.

"Now, now. Don't get my patient all riled up again." Madam Pomfrey says finally coming out of her office where she had been finishing some paper work up with her whole office under a Muffliato charm and an alarm set in case someone came in seriously hurt.

She ran some more tests on Harry to make sure he was totally recovered from his fainting spree, before letting him and the twins leave.

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Harry and the twins arrived at Gringotts a few minutes after getting Harry his Apparation license. It wasn't as hard as everyone said it was. That stupid 3d's thing, Destination, Deliberation, and Determination, was just confusing. All you really had to do was picture yourself in the place you wanted to be and wish yourself there. The twins say they had a little bit more trouble with it, but not much. According to the twins, Ron still hadn't passed his test and he had taken it three times already. Little miss perfect had had issues as well, she had splinched her finger but still passed.

When they walk in, they go up to the first open bank desk. There the goblin was working on something that looked like paperwork.

"Hello? I'd like to talk to someone about the Potter vaults." Harry said when the goblin finally looked at him.

"Of course Mr. Potter. I'm glad you finally responded to our owls about your vault." The goblin, Grapnock the sign said, said pleased.

"Owls?" Harry said confused looking at the twins. "I haven't gotten any owls lately."

"Oh. Griphook, please take Mr. Potter and his, err, mates to Ragnarok to talk about his vaults." He says ringing a bell.

"Yes sir." Griphook says looking at Harry and the twins.

As they walked towards the office, Harry turned towards Griphook and said, "Do you remember me? You took me to my vaults the first day I was in the Wizarding World." He said looking at Griphook.

"Yeah, you were with the half giant that works with the old man." Griphook said as they came up to a door that said Ragnarok - Potter vaults.

"Ragnarok, I have Mr. Potter here for you."