It's chewsday

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Bluey: Hi, I am Bluey Heeler!

Peppa pig: it's chewsday innit

Bluey: Um, yes? I don't see how that's relevant to the conversation, Peppa...

Peppa pig: quite the thrust to day innit Can I please get a boao of wooa?

Bluey: You know that I'm Australian, right? I'm not British.

Peppa pig: Are you facken schewpid!?

Bluey: what....What the bloody hell does that even mean!?

Peppa pig: go Fackeln keel yourshelf

Bluey: AHH YOUR SCARY!

She quickly hides behind her mom. With tears in her eyes

Bluey: mum what is she saying!?

Chili: bluey this is what we call a British person they are a different species of human

Bluey: oh, OK I thought she was a monster

Chili: let's greet the British with some chips

Fun fact: Australians call french fries chips

Bluey grabs the chips and walks up to Peppa

Bluey: here you go Peppa, Sorry for being rude

Peppa pig: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights? That's rather bit cringe, innit bruv.

Bluey: you know what fuck this i'm sick of you!

Peppa pig: Eye caunt Buleve youve dun this

Bluey: you are a complete mental person how are you even allowed to walk the streets?!

Peppa pig: ok fack u And why won ya wash ya hands detty peg!

Bluey: dirty pig!? You fucking cunt your the fucking pig here!!!!!

Peppa pig: YOU DONUT!!!

Bluey: YOU KNOW WHAT, PEPPA? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME OR WHAT YOU CALL ME! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!

Peppa pig: You're abschewlutely retah-ed

peppa leaves

Bluey: BYE!!! I hope you drown in a pile of your dad's semen you fucking dickwad!!!! GRRrRrrRrRrRrRr I HATE THE BRITISH!!!!!

THE END

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