Bluey: Hi, I am Bluey Heeler!
Peppa pig: it's chewsday innit
Bluey: Um, yes? I don't see how that's relevant to the conversation, Peppa...
Peppa pig: quite the thrust to day innit Can I please get a boao of wooa?
Bluey: You know that I'm Australian, right? I'm not British.
Peppa pig: Are you facken schewpid!?
Bluey: what....What the bloody hell does that even mean!?
Peppa pig: go Fackeln keel yourshelf
Bluey: AHH YOUR SCARY!
She quickly hides behind her mom. With tears in her eyes
Bluey: mum what is she saying!?
Chili: bluey this is what we call a British person they are a different species of human
Bluey: oh, OK I thought she was a monster
Chili: let's greet the British with some chips
Fun fact: Australians call french fries chips
Bluey grabs the chips and walks up to Peppa
Bluey: here you go Peppa, Sorry for being rude
Peppa pig: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire Queen's lovely jubily delights? That's rather bit cringe, innit bruv.
Bluey: you know what fuck this i'm sick of you!
Peppa pig: Eye caunt Buleve youve dun this
Bluey: you are a complete mental person how are you even allowed to walk the streets?!
Peppa pig: ok fack u And why won ya wash ya hands detty peg!
Bluey: dirty pig!? You fucking cunt your the fucking pig here!!!!!
Peppa pig: YOU DONUT!!!
Bluey: YOU KNOW WHAT, PEPPA? I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU THINK ABOUT ME OR WHAT YOU CALL ME! GET THE HELL OUT OF MY HOUSE!
Peppa pig: You're abschewlutely retah-ed
peppa leaves
Bluey: BYE!!! I hope you drown in a pile of your dad's semen you fucking dickwad!!!! GRRrRrrRrRrRrRr I HATE THE BRITISH!!!!!
THE END