A Normal day

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It's a new day and everyone is getting ready for today as we see the squad in the kitchen eating breakfast

Edward: so now that the rouges are dead what now

Izuku: now we can continue with our current mission

Kazuma: aye

Izuku: also I got a question what the hell happened while I was gone

Squad:..............

Loid: that's quite the long story Captain

Izuku: let me guess you were all arguing over something stupid again weren't you what was it this time

Kazuma: we ended up arguing over our favorite fast food places I like KFC

Alphonse: heavy likes McDonald's

Loid: I eat at Wendy's

Tadano: I like to go to whataburger

Subaru: only a true American like me can eat at a true American fast food like White Castle

Izuku: SUBARU WHAT THE FUCK

Subaru: AHAHAHAHA I'm kidding I really like Taco Bell

Izuku: oh you had me scared for a second anyway continue

Edward: ain't nothing like that good old buffalo wild wings

Tatsumi: I eat at checkers that shit hits the spot

Makoto: I like to eat at firehouse subs

Izuku: I can respect that now what about you ru-

Loid: Captain there's no point in even asking this little gremlin he's the reason why we got into a fight yesterday

Rudy: hey fuck you loid you said it yourself that there is no right or wrong answer

Alphonse: well heavy thinks your opinion on fast food is trash little man

Kazuma: exactly you eat at the worst fucking place possible the only bloody reason to ever go there is if you ain't got no money

Tadano: in my medical opinion if you eat at that place because you think it's good then you rudeus have only a few years of your life

Rudy: oh here you go saying all that extra medical crap

Izuku: Jesus Christ guys what is this place you eat at Rudy

Tatsumi: Rudy don't you fucking say I-

Rudy: Burger King

Izuku:...................................................................What

Rudy: now captain listen I know that sounds bad but-

Subaru: I would advise you to shut your maggot pie hole up asap rocky the captain looks like he's about to grab the gun off his hip if you say another word

Rudy: 🤐

Izuku:...........rudeus greyrat

Everyone was now scared because when Izuku calls your full name you know you done fucked up

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