Best Fucking Friends

TIMOTHY-CHAPTER 1

My morning starts with screaming and fighting.My mother remarried and is still the unhappiest woman on earth, should have just closed her eyes on my piece of shit father fucking his co-workers(female).

I am so sick, over the top sick, one minute she screams and the other they are locked in the bedroom making love.                                                                                                           My older brother does not live here anymore, sadly.I took his room, because of the amount of cds and vinyls he owns, the place rocks, dude.He is getting married, actually, next week.Her name is Rachel Ann.I have met her before, well not met, but see her naked for sure.And before you wonder, no, i am not a "homewrecker", she just got out of the shower in my house , as i made myself downstairs and eventually we met.I still wonder why didn't she wear a towel, did she think it was sexy?No.The fuck, it is was not.

The wedding costs around 300k dollars and if you wonder, everyone in Orange Country are rich as fuck.My mother, my father, and my step dad is even more than that.My step dad, Richard, is trying so much to have a son-father moment with me, i saw what fathers do, i don't need another fucker in my life.

Back to he wedding.The wedding is here, in Orange County, i had a chance, so i invited my closest friend-Elijah Rogers.I called that kid 18 times.On the 19th, he had to answer."What the fuck bro, it is 5am, Timothy " he screamed into the phone, and then i was in a little shock, because i thought it was 1am."Sorry dude.I thought it was like 1am, now that you are here, will you go to the wedding, august 20th, with me?"I asked, waiting for his answer, even though i know him too well. "I'm going to be honest with you, this sounds hella gay.Listen fella, just send me the address and i will be there, alright?".I hang up, send him the google maps.

Eventually i gave up and just slept watching some porn.                     
My step dad woke me up and started laughing at me like i am some kind of a friend to him, but the thing is, he is the only one laughing."You woke the WHOLE house with this moaning, next time be careful with what you watch before bed, brother." he laughed like it's the funniest joke ever

"Yeah, whatever".
I get a call at 10am, from my brother "Hey, Eric, what's up?" i wair patiently for his answer and then i hear crying "Brother, you are going to be an uncle" that sounded old school, but FUCK THAT.I AM AN UNCLE!

"Bro what!Oh my god i am so happy for you, did you just found out?" i mumble. "Yeah, Rachel just told me.She is telling her mother" i haven't heard him being this happy since dad left. "Did you tell the folks?" i asked him, after dead silence of us thinking."Fuck no, i don't want lectures from mom about having sex before marriage and sure don't want lectures from dad about family and questions about how many women i fucked." he complains and i understand him, our parents are very different and weird, if you have not noticed.But i loved......well, i loved mom,  my father is a little difficult than that.

I am fully awake now, we discuss more of how we are going to name their baby, is it girl or a boy.I hope a girl, so she doesn't suffer being a boy. I get a text from Sarah Williams."Hey babe, coming over today?Miss you" and then after the message, that i ignore, i get a nude picture.Listen, i know Sara is this amazingly, wonderful girl and that she is popular and sexy, but i don't want her, i mean i want to fuck her which i do by the way, almost every friday, but she was not much more than that.Sex, hell yes.And i am sure everyone have the girl like this in their lives.I answer after eating my toast "Does 2am work for you?I am busy with work today" i text.Nobody goes on a date at this time.I just didn't want to talk to her, "Perfect" she answers.

I go to work.I work at my fathers company for summer, i see my dad sometimes there, he makes the small talk and i answer even shorter or don't answer at all.I sometimes look at the women in the office and i wonder which one of these cows stole my father from my family, i know them, i see them and i envy them.After work, i bought 10 packs of condoms.I make it to her apartment, her family is never home:rich people.We fuck in the kitchen, then in the shower, then in her bed and nobody gives a fuck about me whatsoever.