-2:37 AM-
El Plan: UHIH OWX
HONEYBADGER: What the fuck Nando? Are you okay?
El Plan: HELWIOP
HONEYBADGER: What happened?
Banana: I think he is drunk?
HONEYBADGER: Woah what? Nando = drunk...? That doesn't sound good.
HONEYBADGER: Also why are you awake Charles?
Banana: Can't sleep, what about you?
HONEYBADGER: I'm never able to sleep unless I pass out so
Banana: Insomnia
HONEYBADGER: Yup
El Plan:
HONEYBADGER: Oh shit. A drunk Nando, Jenson AND Mark? DEFINITELY NOT GOOD
Banana: Shall I go wake up Seb?
HONEYBADGER: Not sure, I would like to see where this is going...
Banana: Why do Fernando's eyebrows look drawed on in the photo?
HONEYBADGER: I don't know, also it is 'drawn' not 'drawed' Charles.
Banana: Oh thanks
Smooth Operator has come online
Smooth Operator: My phone is going crazy... what is happening?
HONEYBADGER: FERNANDO IS DRUNK WITH JENSON AND MARK
Smooth Operator: JAJA THAT IS NOT SO GOOD...
HONEYBADGER: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?
Smooth Operator: OF COURSE I REMEMBER... IT WAS TRAUMATIZING.
Banana: What happened last time?
Smooth Operator: I don't think you want to know Charles...
Estie Bestie has come online
Estie Bestie: Arrêtez-le Charles! (Stop him Charles!)
Banana: Pour quoi? (For what?)
Estie Bestie: Il fera de mauvaises choses... (He will do bad choices/things...)
El Plans: Alors on danse du dud du dud du dud ud du du dud ud du radio edit
HONEYBADGER: What the fuck?
HONEYBADGER has added Jenson (Button) and Mark (Webber)
HONEYBADGER: To make it more interesting...
Jenson: Hi I'm not drunk but Fernando and Mark are!
HONEYBADGER: Oh... that sucks
Jenson: How so?
HONEYBADGER: You're more fun when you're drunk, and you would probably fuck Fernando
Jenson: I can do that when I'm not drunk too you know
Banana: What?...
Estie Bestie: What?...
Jenson: OH, FERNANDO HASN'T TOLD YOU. UHM. IGNORE ME.
Mark: HIWHO ONDKW
HONEYBADGER: AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!
Mark: DNAOEKL!
HONEYBADGER: YEAH IT IS DANIEL! NOW GO HAVE FUN (literally) WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS!
Mark: I WNKL!!!!!!
HONEYBADGER: WOOOOO GO MARK!!!!!!! MAKE THEM LIMP!
Mark: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Banana, Estie Bestie and Smooth Operator has come offline
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FORMULA ONE / Group Chat / FANFICTION
FanfictionDaniel decides that to ease some tensions between the drivers he wants to make a group chat for them all, but will it just end up causing more chaos? 2023 season (includes Seb, Daniel, Mick, Kimi) If you have any suggestions for chapters let me know...