Fernando's Night Out

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-2:37 AM-

El Plan: UHIH OWX

HONEYBADGER: What the fuck Nando? Are you okay?

El Plan: HELWIOP

HONEYBADGER: What happened?

Banana: I think he is drunk?

HONEYBADGER: Woah what? Nando = drunk...? That doesn't sound good.

HONEYBADGER: Also why are you awake Charles?

Banana: Can't sleep, what about you?

HONEYBADGER: I'm never able to sleep unless I pass out so

Banana: Insomnia

HONEYBADGER: Yup

El Plan:

HONEYBADGER: Oh shit

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HONEYBADGER: Oh shit. A drunk Nando, Jenson AND Mark? DEFINITELY NOT GOOD

Banana: Shall I go wake up Seb?

HONEYBADGER: Not sure, I would like to see where this is going...

Banana: Why do Fernando's eyebrows look drawed on in the photo?

HONEYBADGER: I don't know, also it is 'drawn' not 'drawed' Charles.

Banana: Oh thanks

Smooth Operator has come online

Smooth Operator: My phone is going crazy... what is happening?

HONEYBADGER: FERNANDO IS DRUNK WITH JENSON AND MARK

Smooth Operator: JAJA THAT IS NOT SO GOOD...

HONEYBADGER: REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?

Smooth Operator: OF COURSE I REMEMBER... IT WAS TRAUMATIZING.

Banana: What happened last time?

Smooth Operator: I don't think you want to know Charles...

Estie Bestie has come online

Estie Bestie: Arrêtez-le Charles! (Stop him Charles!)

Banana: Pour quoi? (For what?)

Estie Bestie: Il fera de mauvaises choses... (He will do bad choices/things...)

El Plans: Alors on danse du dud du dud du dud ud du du dud ud du radio edit

HONEYBADGER: What the fuck?

HONEYBADGER has added Jenson (Button) and Mark (Webber)

HONEYBADGER: To make it more interesting...

Jenson: Hi I'm not drunk but Fernando and Mark are!

HONEYBADGER: Oh... that sucks

Jenson: How so?

HONEYBADGER: You're more fun when you're drunk, and you would probably fuck Fernando

Jenson: I can do that when I'm not drunk too you know

Banana: What?...

Estie Bestie: What?...

Jenson: OH, FERNANDO HASN'T TOLD YOU. UHM. IGNORE ME.

Mark: HIWHO ONDKW

HONEYBADGER: AUSTRALIAN!!!!!!!

Mark: DNAOEKL!

HONEYBADGER: YEAH IT IS DANIEL! NOW GO HAVE FUN (literally) WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS!

Mark: I WNKL!!!!!!

HONEYBADGER: WOOOOO GO MARK!!!!!!! MAKE THEM LIMP!

Mark: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Banana, Estie Bestie and Smooth Operator has come offline

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