Gay Roberto

Gay Roberto - by your mom

INT. TüRKISCHER BASAAR - AFTERNOON

Fresh Türkischer Esssenstester WURMFRED FLADENBROT FLADENBROT is arguing with fischig Österreisische essenstesterin WURMFRIDA TABAK TABAK. FLADENBROT tries to hug TABAK but she shakes him off.

FLADENBROT

Please Tabak, don't leave me.

TABAK

I'm sorry Fladenbrot, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.

FLADENBROT

I am such a person!

TABAK frowns.

TABAK

I'm sorry, Fladenbrot. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.

TABAK leaves.

FLADENBROT sits down, looking defeated.

Moments later, baka angler SARDINE TUNFISCH TUNFISCH barges in looking flustered.

FLADENBROT

Goodness, Tunfisch! Is everything okay?

TUNFISCH

I'm afraid not.

FLADENBROT

What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...

TUNFISCH

It's ... a roberto ... I saw an evil roberto eat a bunch of die ausländer und jenny!

FLADENBROT

Defenseless die ausländer und jenny?

TUNFISCH

Yes, defenseless die ausländer und jenny!

FLADENBROT

Bloomin' heck, Tunfisch! We've got to do something.

TUNFISCH

I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.

FLADENBROT

You can start by telling me where this happened.

TUNFISCH

I was...

TUNFISCH fans himself and begins to wheeze.

FLADENBROT

Focus Tunfisch, focus! Where did it happen?

TUNFISCH

Döner Laden! That's right - Döner Laden!

FLADENBROT springs up and begins to run.

EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS

FLADENBROT rushes along the street, followed by TUNFISCH. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.

INT. DöNER LADEN - SHORTLY AFTER

MEKLENBURG MECKLENBURG VORPOMMERN a gay roberto terrorises two die ausländer und jenny.

FLADENBROT, closely followed by TUNFISCH, rushes towards MEKLENBURG, but suddenly stops in his tracks.

TUNFISCH

What is is? What's the matter?

FLADENBROT

That's not just any old roberto, that's meklenburg Mecklenburg vorpommern!

TUNFISCH

Who's meklenburg Mecklenburg vorpommern?