INT. TüRKISCHER BASAAR - AFTERNOON
Fresh Türkischer Esssenstester WURMFRED FLADENBROT FLADENBROT is arguing with fischig Österreisische essenstesterin WURMFRIDA TABAK TABAK. FLADENBROT tries to hug TABAK but she shakes him off.
FLADENBROT
Please Tabak, don't leave me.
TABAK
I'm sorry Fladenbrot, but I'm looking for somebody a bit more brave. Somebody who faces his fears head on, instead of running away.
FLADENBROT
I am such a person!
TABAK frowns.
TABAK
I'm sorry, Fladenbrot. I just don't feel excited by this relationship anymore.
TABAK leaves.
FLADENBROT sits down, looking defeated.
Moments later, baka angler SARDINE TUNFISCH TUNFISCH barges in looking flustered.
FLADENBROT
Goodness, Tunfisch! Is everything okay?
TUNFISCH
I'm afraid not.
FLADENBROT
What is it? Don't keep me in suspense...
TUNFISCH
It's ... a roberto ... I saw an evil roberto eat a bunch of die ausländer und jenny!
FLADENBROT
Defenseless die ausländer und jenny?
TUNFISCH
Yes, defenseless die ausländer und jenny!
FLADENBROT
Bloomin' heck, Tunfisch! We've got to do something.
TUNFISCH
I agree, but I wouldn't know where to start.
FLADENBROT
You can start by telling me where this happened.
TUNFISCH
I was...
TUNFISCH fans himself and begins to wheeze.
FLADENBROT
Focus Tunfisch, focus! Where did it happen?
TUNFISCH
Döner Laden! That's right - Döner Laden!
FLADENBROT springs up and begins to run.
EXT. A ROAD - CONTINUOUS
FLADENBROT rushes along the street, followed by TUNFISCH. They take a short cut through some back gardens, jumping fences along the way.
INT. DöNER LADEN - SHORTLY AFTER
MEKLENBURG MECKLENBURG VORPOMMERN a gay roberto terrorises two die ausländer und jenny.
FLADENBROT, closely followed by TUNFISCH, rushes towards MEKLENBURG, but suddenly stops in his tracks.
TUNFISCH
What is is? What's the matter?
FLADENBROT
That's not just any old roberto, that's meklenburg Mecklenburg vorpommern!
TUNFISCH
Who's meklenburg Mecklenburg vorpommern?
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Gay Roberto
AcciónThis whole story is a fever dream also you need to know some german :)
