"My love" A Mineta x trash story

The story

"Minoru Mineta, you have been expelled from UA on account of $exu@l harassment," Mirko said with a firm tone. Everyone in 1-A cheered from the pervert finally leaving. 

"CAN WE THROW HIM OUT?!" Asked a group of girls from 1-A. When Mirko allowed it, the girls grabbed him and tossed him out back. 

When they threw him out, he landed on a trash bag. As he turned around to look at the trash bag, he realized that it was the most beautiful bag of garbage he had ever seen. The small amount of sun that was in the ally behind the school was shining on the bag just perfectly so you could see it shimmering in the dark ally.

He knew immediately that this was his true love. He grabbed the bag and kissed it passionately. He then walked off, never to bother another girl again. He had his love, he needed nothing else now.

(Bro- I- idk I was looking for something, and this came up sooo... I hope you enjoyed, and what would you like me to write next? Would you like it mature or not? I honestly have no clue what to write now)