Crap My BFF Says

"BATTLE OF THE COMEBACKS!!!!!

JENNIFER- Bye Felicia

JENNIFER- Ain't got no comeback? huh?

Me- I'ts not that I don't have a comeback, it's just that you are not worthy of my time.

JENNIFER- Bruhhh you sittin right next to me

ME- Bruuhhh you can't even wait 3 seconds to give you the ball

ME- *Ding* is that the elevator I hear, cause you aint on my level (oohhh)

JENNIFER- Yeah, I wouldn't want to drop down to your level

ME- Your butt must be jealous of all the crap coming out of your mouth, I mean...if you had a butt

JENNIFER- You have no room to talk

ME- Oh please I can eat a bowl alphabet soup and poop out a better statement than that...

JENNIFER- Sorry I can't think of an insult stupid enough for you

ME- If you're going to be a smartarse first you have to be smart , otherwise you're just being an arse

JENNIFER- I bet your brain feels as good as new... considering you never use it

ME- It's pretty impressive that you're flexible enough to have your foot in your mouth and your head up your arse all at the same time...

JENNIFER- Have you been shopping lately?? They have lives for sell, you should go get one

ME- I don't know what makes you stupid, but it really works.

JENNIFER- You can't spell dumb without U

ME- Oh sorry, was I supposed to be offended, or is that just your face

JENNIFER- I see the wheels turning but the hamster is dead.

ME- I would like to see things from your point of view but i can't seem to get my head that far up my arse

JENNIFER- Everybody is entitled to being stupid, but you abuse that privilage.

ME- You look like you went bobbing for piranhas in a bucket of poop

JENNIFER- Cancel my subscriptions, I'm tired of your issues

ME- It's kinda sad watching you attempt to fit your entire vocabulary in one sentence.

JENNIFER- You have your whole life to be stupid so why don't you take the day off??

ME-Why don't you shut up and give your whole a break

JENNIFER- HIIIIDDDEEEE THE GARBAGE COLLECTOR IS COMING

ME- Yeah why don't you go do that while I distract them

JENNIFER- What do you call a fake noodle

ME- Really we were on a role and you just had to mess it up by being random didn't you??

JENNIFER- AN IMPASTA LOL!!!!!!!!!