Finnaly getting good

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*wakes up*

Yuta
Well fuck sleeping in a alley way is sure horrible
WHEN THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT GONNA GO GOOD

Yuta
I cant complain at least I'm still alive
Well fuck I better go on and kill some more beast

*yuta stands up and heads to the forest*

Yuta
Hopefully I didn't kill all the slimes

*3 hours of searching later*

Yuta
WHERE THE HELL ARE ALL THE SLIMES
I CANT EVEN AFFORD A MEAL AND SLIMES WHERE THE ONLY SOURCE OF MONEY I HAD

Yuta
I just notice there isn't any monster I been seeing

*suddenly an immense aura was felt*
*yuta fell to his knee*

Yuta
Fuck I can't even feel my body

???
You been killing my people huh

Yuta
Who the hell are you

*looks at the weird slime*

???
I am the king no god of these slimes you been killing

Yuta
God of slimes....

*yuta starts laughing*

Yuta
I can't take you serious with that ridiculous title

God slime
You dare laugh at me

Yuta
And I thought slime destroyer was bad

God slime
That was no spell that my my aura you pathetic weakling

*god slime creates a sword out of his slime body*

Yuta
Well fuck

God slime
I shall kill you and then feast on your body as revenge for all my fallen slimes

*god slime speed dash and stabs yuta in the heart*

*yuta starts bleeding and dies*

God slime
I would of thought you will put more of a fight
I guess humans are weak

God slime
It will be a waste to let your body rot

*god slime absorbs yuta body*
Some seasoning will be nice but I can't be greedy

*a few hours have past since yuta has been absorb*

*yuta wakes up after a few hours*

Yuta
My body feels like it's burning
*yuta notices slime all over his body*

Yuta
Why the hell am I cover with slime
Speaking of slimes where did that slime dude go
I guess I should head back at least I'm not dead

*yuta heads back to the guild*

Guild owner
Welcome back to the guild yuta

Yuta
Yea here you go *gives her the adventure card*

*a shocked face appeared in the guild owner face*

Guild owner
Yuta.....

Yuta
Yes?

Guild owner
Did you adventure yourself just you

Yuta
Yea why?

Guild owner
S-s-so you killed a king slime

Yuta
*king slime?*
*oh yea that dude who stab me in the heart*

*the guild owner starts to cry*

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