Chapter 1

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Recently Harry Potter was expelled from Hogwarts for abusing an invisibility cloak so he could snatch Professor Severus' Snape's wig while he walked through the halls. This has caused Snapes mental health to drop to an all time low, according to the professor. After he reported this, multiple students say they saw him crying in the bathroom.
These horrible actions caused his family to send him to Ohio, because no one likes it. And to make it worse, they sent him to place called Adamsville. Once Harry arrived, he immediately started at Adamsville High School. By his second day, Harry had already managed to make an enemy, and her name was Britany Hamburger. Britany didn't know Harry, nor did she care, but Harry knew she had a wig, and that it was calling out to him.
After Social Studies, Harry went to Britanys locker with a note that said, "Meet me at the Auditorium at 3. From Harry" Britany had no idea who Harry was still, but she went anyways because she loves the drama. At 3 o'clock Britany arrives in the auditorium, but Harry was no where to be found. Confused, she leaves the school, but suddenly, Harry Potter jumps out of the bushes and attempts to snatch Britanys wig. Shockingly, she just had normal hair and she fell to the ground. Assuming she had died, Harry potter hitchhikes to Texas, in an attempt to escape from his past (also hoping there are more wigs to snatch). Dazed, Britany wakes up and goes for a swim.

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