"Is that a pink, sparkly, leopard Bugatti in her driveway..." thinks Harry. WAIT! Harry realized that this was this was the same car that his late boyfriend, Andrew Ate had owned, cum stains and all. Harry knows that this ugly, funky, crusty, ho, rat looking girl must have stolen Andrews car after his passing. Harry knew what he had to do (he forgot because he has dementia). Harry checks Britanys door, and it was unlocked. Slowly, Harry sneaks inside to and checks every room before going to the bedroom. Harry puts his ear up to the door and hears moaning and groaning, yelling and screaming and he opens the door expecting the worse and his suspicious were right, Andrew and Britany were pillow fighting on the bed. Oh . My. God. It's worse than Harry could have ever imagined. Harry Potter pulls a gun and shoots Britany Hamburger in her tracks. "You saved me!" Andrew yells while ballerina jumping towards Harry. But Harry Potter didn't want Andrew anymore. He knew he could find someone better who can truly appreciate his butt plug collection. He looks over to the bed and sees a lump under the covers. He slowly creeps over to the bed while Andrew cries for him to step back, but it was too late. Harry Potter rips the cover from the bed, revealing a naked Shane Dawson and his cat, Cheetos, and his dog, Walter White.
