What happens when superheroes, who are as popular as celebrities, as influential as politicians and as revered as Gods, abuse their superpowers rather than use them for good? Exactly what you'd expect.
One of the heroes who actual tries do some good...
Anchor: The Seven's Queen Maeve and Homelander made another heroic save today, stopping a hijacked armored truck on the streets of Brooklyn, then staying behind for a photo op with some very lucky fans.
(Y/N): What a crock of shit.
(He finishes his drink & leaves some money on the counter.)
(Y/N): Keep the change.
Bartender: Thanks.
(He walks out of the bar & into an alleyway. After doing a quick scan around the alleyway he's in & doesn't see anyone, he says...)
(Y/N): SHAZAM!
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(After changing into his superpowered self, flies into the air & away he goes.)
Shazam: I suppose it's a good thing that there aren't any crimes being committed while I'm on patrol, of course it's a good thing! I'm just bored and honestly cracking some skulls could cheer me up a bit.
(As he's flying, he notices some kids calling his name & waving in the hopes of getting his attention and luckily for them, it works. He lands in front of them.)
Shazam: What can I do for you kids?
Kid 1: You're really him, right?
Kid 2: Of course it's him! The Shazam!
Shazam: Just "Shazam" actually. Heh. So what can I help you two with? Need me to get a cat out of a tree? [chuckles]
Kid 1: Can we have a selfie?
Kid 2: Yeah!
Shazam: You're fans?
Kids: Yes!
Shazam: What kind of hero would I be if I said no?
(He proceeds to take numerous selfies with the kids.)
Shazam: I hope that's enough.
Kid 2: More than enough! Thanks!
Kid 1: Yeah, thanks!
Shazam: No problem.
Kid 1: Is it true that you're Homelander's brother?
Shazam: What?
Kid 2: Are you the younger or older brother?
Shazam: Sorry to burst your bubbles but no I am not Homelander's brother.
Kid 1: *sadly* Really?
Kid 2: So you have no affiliation with Homelander? Like, none at all?
Shazam: No. I'm my own man and superhero.
(With that info, the kids delete all the selfies they took with him.)
