I am writing this because I am VERY VERY ANGRY! Axel seemed to NOT CARE?! About the PUBE in my macaroni cheese, and he wrote a very very bad fanfic about me and kel who is NOT my girlfriend!!! In this I will feature him being tackled by trolls and r...
It was Axel's time to go on stage, to perform his EMO song... It was showtime.. He walked on the stage and started headbanging uncontrollably, he had to be taken to hospital and in the hospital he got a visitor - Poppy Troll, Queen of trolls, She THREW a dildo at Axels head, giving him severe brain damage, 8 tumors, and piss cancer! Axels boyfriend (Rumplestiltskin) Went and started TACKLING HIM in the hospital bed, pulling out his hair, and choking him with a dildo, "Did you REALLY sing MY SONG?!? I aint got no iphone is MY SONG! ME AND FINLEYS ONLY! DO YOU HEAR ME?!!?!?!??!?" *Rumeplstiltskin yelled at him whilst strangling him, sending him to call saul paul land and SHANKING HIM UP VIOLENTLY, Axel passed out..
He woke up in a land called "The greasy cavens of Finley's toes" The creatures there included, Avas gnomes, A raging chihuaha, and The demons of roleplay land.. Axel looked to his left, seeing Finley mega chippy, staring at him "Its ok Axel.. I forgive you, Even if rumplestiltskin doesnt!" Finley mega chippy let out his words, "In this world of loneliness.. You can even escape the itching toe space.. Go on dreamer" Georgenotfound started chasing him like a bunny, "YOU DARE, SHAG MY DREAMY CREAMY?!... HOW DARE YOU.."
Axel woke up, finally, he was in Kel's basement... What was going to happen.. Kel walked down the stairs, "Why did you write that pizza fanfic.. You will pay for this..." Kel started rapidly transforming Axel into an uwu girl, Axel crying "GIVE ME BACK MY EMO!" He screamed, Ezri walked down the stairs.. "You are gonna meet the trolls.. Or do you want avas gnomes to bite your toes off whilst you run from the raging chihuaha?"
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Axel fell into a hole, Eli walking up behind him "You will pay for what you did.. That photo of me twerking.. It is never erased from my mind... " Eli crawled like a spider on the walls and started dancing to the James Charles anthem "TROLLS! GET HIMM!"
All the trolls came out, First, Ezri troll A pink troll with Red pubes, Then Gnome troll, A green troll, with a pink beard, Then, Kel troll, A pink troll, with ginger hair, Then, Eli troll, A Blue troll, With a Yellow bow tie, Because he had jaundice.. Then, Rumplestiltskin troll, A fully orange troll, like a tampon soaked in orange juice, Then Chihuaha Troll, A bouncing troll..
"WE WILL SING FOR YOU.... AXEL..." The trolls strapped axel to a chair and started doing satanic rituals around him, Dancing and singing " GREEN GREEN GRASS, BLUE BLUE SKY" They did it! They brought the emo out of him, But at what cost? All the trolls died and layed on the floor, Axel Ascending to heaven singing "Im only human after all"
