Uzi: suck on that Dad!!
{looking back you see the murder drones head regenerating]
Y/N: Uzi!
Uzi: what?
Y/N: behind you!
[ Uzi quickly slaps them with an arm that she picks up which does nothing, and then their eyes open]
?: ... Did you just slap me with that arm?
Uzi: Holy crap, it talks
Y/N: {so they even gave murder drones sentience thought that they wouldn't because of how we ended up]
?: Yeah... Sorry, it's just my, uh, head kind of hurts. Hey, are you two new to our squad? You're a little, uhm short, for Disassembly Drones. well, I'm Serial Designation N, nice to meet you. I'm kind of the leader of the squad in this city ... That's not true, everyone tells me I'm useless and terrible. Wait, I'm not supposed to tell you that part! Biscuits! (Sighs) Well, honesty is the best policy. I also can't seem to remember the past 3 hours of my life, but I'm sure that'll sort itself out.
Uzi: Uh huh... We, uh, have to, go
{Uzi walking away clutches her hand remembering the wound that N gave her]
Y/N: Uzi your wound
N: Stuck yourself? Just pop it in your mouth. Our saliva neutralizes the nanites, otherwise, I'd be constantly disassembling myself. (N holds up a syringe with nanite acid.)
Uzi: And when you say our saliva, you mean...
Uzi & N: Disassembly Drone?
Uzi: Right. Hey, y don't we go in that landing pod over there?
Y/N: ya let's go
N: Sure! I love doing anything!
*At the landing pod*
*walking into the pod Y/N notices in the pod there are many buttons and a broken screen*after a while y/n looks back to see N with Uzi's hand in his mouth.)
Uzi: We are never talking about this got it you two.
N: Talking about what? Consider it, uh... Repressed!
Y/N: my mouth is shut
Uzi: ...so you mentioned other members of your squad? Are they coming back soon?
N: Oh, yeah. Two others. They're out hunting for a bit but you'll love them. First, there's V.
(Flashback of V tearing a drone's entrails out.)
Drone: No, No! Please don't feed me my own entrails in front of my family!
(N watches V feed the drone his own entrails in front of his family and kill him.)
V: ...And yet, I still feel nothing. (Her crazed eye twitches.)
N: So, V, uh, I heard this planet-wide toxic death storm is supposed to be especially inhospitable tonight-
V: Oh God, who are you?!
(She leaves.)
N: No worries, I'm N! But a whole letter is a lot to remember! (He laughs nervously.)
(Flashback ends.)
N: So obviously, a lot of mutual respect there. But secretly, I actually kind of have a crush on her... You can't tell her, okay?! (he motions, for Y/N and Uzi to zips their mouth.) Then there's J, our leader.
(Another flashback. J has N pinned to the ground.)
J: N, you're worthless and terrible,
N: (Struggling to breathe) Thank you...
J: and if the company allowed it, I would straight up kill you myself!
(Flashback ends.)
N: J's awesome. Hey, let me give you two the tour! Outside are the corpse... wall... thingies. In here are the buttons! (He begins pressing buttons.)
Uzi: This... isn't just a landing pod... This is a spaceship! This could get us off the planet!
N: its More of a one-use missile. They never taught us how to land.
Y/N:{Y wouldn't are parent compony teach them how to fly this thin wouldn't they want them to return so if any other drone colonies went rogue?}
Uzi: No, I, uh, uh, the worker drones, we could work with them to fix this! Instead of all the murder! ...Which, uh, why are we doing that again...?
Y/N: ya I have the same question
N: Other than ingesting their WARM, SWEET oil to avoid overheating and dying? I guess I just want to be useful. I was given a job and I always want to try my best.
Uzi: And look at all the respect it's gotten you, N. You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead I mean look at this spaceship they didn't even teach you how to get out of here or land.
Y/N: She has a point thair
N: Oh my, you sure are rebellious! It's kind of exciting. But, not as fun as, uh, following the rules...
(as you are taking you all hear footsteps.)
N: Hey, they're back! You-
[turning around N notices that the tow turning around silhouettes that he saw have disappeared and feels something hit his head knocking him out]
J: Idiot, get out here!
(After N docent respond they walk in and see a dazed N]Uzi and Y/N retreat from the Corpse House.)
V: (Laughs) Yo, we got a worker out there I kind of want to practice balloon animal shapes with. ...What happened here?
J: Synergistic Liability here must have tripped and knocked himself offline. (J slaps N.) Moron box, hello? (She snaps her fingers as N goes through a system reboot.)
{in N's memory rewind}
Uzi: (On a recording) You really think the company isn't going to dispose of you once all the workers are dead I mean look at this spaceship they didn't even teach you how to get of here or land (Rewind.) Bite me!
Y/N: she has a point thair
[Then red text appears Infront of him}
YOU'RE DEAD
[IDIOT]
(The reboot finishes.)
N: Ohhhh... (His scanner indicates Uzi and Y/N's footprints.) Ohhhh! You know, I-I left two-two extremely dangerous wer- excuses outside...! (He flees )
(as he leaves V holds up a flag that says "Literally So Insanely Suspicious". )
(Meanwhile, N goes off in pursuit of Uzi and Y/N, who is fleeing back to the colony.)
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Dead Seeker (Book 1: Pandamonium ) (⚧️)
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