Star Signs as 'British Lad Culture'
Aries: Archbishop of Banterbury
Taurus: u wot m8??
Gemini: a right laugh but they'll shank ya
Cancer: Banter Claus
Leo: actual cheeky nandos of the group
Virgo: oi oi i'm gonna chunder
Libra: an absolute ledge
Scorpio: absolute wanker will fight you 1v1
Sagittarius: Bantersawrus Rex
Capricorn: posh twat
Aquarius: 9/10 chance they probably tossed your nan off
Pisces: they shagged yer mum
