Flappy Bird

Shit gets real

Hello everyone~! I am back to give you all a new story~! Isn't that wonderful~? Anyways! Onward to the story! I don't own Hetalia or Flappy Bird
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America's point of view

Germany was rambling on about something, that I didn't bother listening to. I focused on Flappy Bird. So far I had nineteen. I couldn't remember what Mattie had. We were trying to see who had the better score.

A few minutes later. ( 3rd pov)

Canada jumped off of his seat, flipped America off and started yelling at America. "OHHOOOOOOOOO!!!! FUCK YOU, YOU OBNOXIOUS OVERBEARING SACK OF SHIT! HIGH SCORE MOTHERFUCKER TWENTY! CHECK IT BITCH!" He shouted and shoved his phone in his brothers face.

America stood up, knocking his chair over. "YOU PIECE OF ASS! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?! I BET YOU FUCKING CHEATED!" He shouted at Canada and pointed an accusing finger at him. " DIDN'T YOU!? THIS IS BULLSHIT! YOU FUCKING" He paused and flipped the table, surprisingly. " YOU'RE A FUCKING ASSHOLE, THERES NO WAY YOU COULD BEAT MY HIGH SCORE!"

Canada laughed victoriously, "OH REALLY? LAST TIME I CHECK TWENTY WAS BETTER THEN NINETEEN! SUCK THIS HUGE CANADIAN DICK BRO, HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE THE LOSER FOR ONCE!?"

America threw his phone down, hard enough to create a crater, he threw Canada's down also. "WHO'S THE FUCKING LOSER NOW BUTTMONKEY? YOU CHEATED ANYWAY, YOUR SCORE DOESNT MEAN SHIT WHEN YOUR PHONES BROKE! EAT IT LITTLE BOY."

Canada punched America in the face. "FUCK YOU! YOU CANT HANDLE THE AWESOMENESS OF FREE HEALTHCARE! AND NOT BEING A DICK LIKE YOU! YOU JEALOUS LITTLE BITCH!" He shouted and flipped America off.

America grabbed Canada by his hair, gave it a harsh tug. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU CALLIN BITCH? BITCH AT LEAST I DIDNT SHIT OUT JUSTIN BEIBER!"

Everyone in the room gasped, everyone knew that you should never bring that up.

"YOU TAKE THAT BACK."

"NEVER."

"I WILL FUCKING DESTROY YOU."

They both left the room, fighting and bickering. Everyone stared at the door, shocked. After a few minutes, England spoke up. "We raised them... We did that...."

"I know." France replied.

The room was silent once again before Germany spoke.
"Ahem.... The meeting is over."