k a l b e r t | o n e s h o t s

Get your ass off twitter cause it gives you fucking mental illness

Kadens pov:
I groaned into my pillow as my sleep gets interrupted by someone shaking me awake. I open my eyes and look over to Albert on top of me looking like my sleep paralysis demon. Talk about personal space. Not to mention it was 7 in the morning. Not even a tornado siren could wake me up this early. I guess I'm exaggerating a little but I usually wake up at 11am on a good day. "What do you want Albert" I say into my blanket that was covering my mouth. "A billion dollars" Albert says. I can tell he stayed up all night and is bored out of his mind. I attempt kicking him off of me but my efforts fail. "If you want me up so bad atleast let me actually get up Albert" I say in a sarcastic tone. I'm never really like this to him only when I'm woken up. I throw my legs to the side of the bed and sigh as I grab my glasses. Albert kisses me on the forehead and I get up to do my routine. It was pretty nice because I never get to see the sun in the early state. I pick out a off white shirt and black sweats and some converse and a green plaid jacket. Even tho it's about to be summer time I'll probably just wear it on my waist. I grab my tote and headphones and head over to Alberts office expecting him to be in there. He wasn't so I headed up to my room and see him on my bed on his phone. I lean against the door with my hand on my hip like someones dad until he looks over at me. "Since you got me up so early you wanna go to the park?" "Well if I waited any later I would've fell asleep" he says getting up. I look at him and smile. I follow him to the kitchen and he gets a monster out of the fridge. He was already ready for the day and probably got ready way before me. He was wearing a white tank top and some black pants. We head outside and head torwards the park. It almost looked abandoned the way no one was there. Well besides the people walking their dogs at ridiculous hours. But what do I know we don't own a dog. Live laugh love cats. We sit down at the only excluded bench at the park. We would usually listen to music together via AirPods but Albert left his and I switched to wireless headphones. I liked my AirPods but to be honest the only reason I got headphones is cause of the pretty sage green color which was my favourite. I put my head on his shoulder and he stroked my hair as I stalked whatever vulgar thing he was gonna tweet today. "If this gets 3 likes I'll give kaden an Edgar cut in his sleep" I roll my eyes  "Oh my god Kaden can I do your hair pleasee." I look over at him without turning my head and I sarcastically blink twice which causes Albert to laugh. I get over and sit in between his man spread. I look to see if he has any scissors or anything in his hands. " if you give me a Edgar cut I'm gonna beat your ass." Albert died of laughter
Alberts pov:
I look at the wavy red hair sitting infront of me. It was perfectly shoulder length. I part the hair and put it in a half up half down style and take a picture on 0.5 and smile coyly cause it looks like he's riding me. Ugh why do I have to think about this stuff it's too early for this shit. I wrap my hands around him and pull him to me showing him the picture. "Albert you should be a hairstylist." He paused. "But only for me, like a personal hairstylist that doesn't give me Edgar cuts ." "Of course kaden I mean you'd be my only client because I'm always risking my hands to dye your roots for your Instagram pics." I laughed. Kaden took a lot of pictures of himself and me. I appreciate it cause he takes the best pictures of me. "I love you kaden" he takes my hand. "I love you too" he smiles with his eyes. I throw my head back rubbing my face. I'm not usually this tired as I'm typically a pro at all-nighters. I put my head on Kadens shoulder
Kadens pov:
I take a couple more photos and look over to Albert and see him on the brink of sleeping. "Maybe you shouldn't have stayed up all night?" I say turning myself around to where I'm straddling him on the bench out of sight. His hands come off his face to meet my hips as he looks at my body. This was way too much friction between us for me, especially in public. I give him a sappy look and give him a swift kiss as I get off of him and secure my bag onto my shoulder. We had nothing planned today so I knew this was gonna be a boring weekend. Or so I thought. We make our walk back home and the cold air hits me balancing out the hot summer air. I lazily set my stuff down on the counter and throw myself into the bar chair. I spin myself around to see Albert flopped on the couch. I didn't wanna be the only one up and bored. I might be a little clingy but whatever. To drown my boredom I open the clear cabinet to see all the alcohol he had. I look back at him and get a couple shots of the cinnamon whiskey. In a matter of 5 minutes there was fireball bottles everywhere and I was just scrolling on twitter making almost cancel worthy drunk tweets. Or atleast that's what Albert would think. I throw my phone to the side and walk over to Albert and throw myself on the couch beside him planting kisses on him to wake him up. I knew he was gonna be mad because he hasn't had any sleep and I knew this was gonna be fun. "Fuck you" he said half awake as I sat on top of him. "Give me a kiss pookie" I say trying to hold in my laughter. I kiss him on the lips and he kisses back.
Alberts pov:
I wake up to kaden on top of me teasing me. I guess he got bored cause I fell asleep but I can't be mad at him. I kiss this fag back. We lay on the couch sharing a few wet kisses and we pull away trying to catch our breath. "Kaden I love you but I know you're drunk."
"What is that supposed to mean?" Kaden scoffs sarcastically as he crosses his arms. His eyes followed me as I got up to drink. I sit back down and grab my phone

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