The lasagna within

Chapter 1 sort of

My name is Mary Sue Green (she/her) I'm 16 and I just recently started at my new school, *insert generic school name here* academy. Im nervous but I'm willing and ready to take on any challenges that come my way.

I stepped out of my stepfather's car gazing up at the huge building in front of me. I trembled a little. 'What if the other students don't like me?' 'What if a fail my classes?' I sigh and brush my platinum blond hair out of my frosty blue orbs. My skin is white as snow, and I'm like super hot and attractive and sexy. Not in the weird way tho.

My mom stepped of the car, she's one of the most beautiful women in the world, not as pretty as me, but she's fine, she walked to the trunk to collect my luggage while my stepdad stayed in the car to play mobile games.  I picked up my bags from mom and began to make my way to the doors with her next to me. There waiting was the headmaster, Mr the Lorax. He looked like a cotton ball dipped in orange paint and a sweaty man used it multiple times.

And there he was.

Him.

Just standing there. Beautifully.

The man from my dreams, he visited me every night in the cover of the night. He was hotter that Edward Cullen, Justin Timberlake and Chris Hemsworth combined.....Garfield. He was standing there wearing a school uniform of patterned pants, a blazer branded with the schools crest, vest, button up long sleeve and tie.  He was so good looking, I could barely speak.

My mother introduced my to the headmaster, I wasn't paying attention, I was infatuated with the alpha sigma male standing there. Then the stars aligned and the headmaster said the magic words. "Mary Sue, this is Garfield. He'll be showing you around the school." I am screaming,  I so have to update my tumblr later about this momentous occasion.

"Hey" Garfield sultry said, he's a anthropomorphic orange tabby cat with black stripes that grew out into a emo boy haircut, super hot. "Hey" I replied, nodding my head sexily. He turned his attention to his phone. My mother was talking to Mr the Lorax, I zoned out what they were saying, I was zeroing in on him.

He was so hot, but he would look better with me on this arm...