{28} pick up line

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10 days before dreams birthday

Me
are u a creeper

dream
no
does that even make sense

Me
idk
i was going to say because u make my heart explode but ok
clearly the author is very tired when writing this

dream
why do u talk about an author every now and again

Me
because we're a living wattpad fan fic

dream
fair
our relationship is confusing
complicated
ever changing

Me
i've got work

dream
noo
but it's saturday
i want to facetime you
HAPPY SATURDAY

Me
you're such a doofus

dream
say it again mommy 😍

Me
ew dream stop it

dream
sorry it's nick
he's been infecting me
i cant belive i'm going to see him in 3 days

Me
y did u invite him and not me.

dream
he invited himself
and when i invited u
you said no

Me
well yeah
because there would be no point
so whys nick going

dream
because he wants to see my family and his
and keep me company till i get home
with you
and everyone else
but mainly you

Me
glad i'm top priority

dream
ofc you are
now
let's here another pick up line

Me
i've got an emerican one
are u from tennessee

dream
because ur the only ten i see
ur an idiot

Me
UR A BIGGER IDIOT
WHY SOJLD U RUIN my pickUP LINE
I HOPENI STAY IN AMEICA

dream
don't lie gogy wogy 🥺🥺🥺🥺
u witteraly want me so badwly

Me
ew stop
ur giving me the ick AGAIN
how am i going to put up with this when you make ur return

dream
MAKE MY RETURN
i'm not jesus returning from the heavens
i'm only across the planet

Me
yeah ONLY across the planet
no biggie homie

dream
you need to work
and i need to prepare for nick and my dad

Me
i wish i was ur dad

dream
i still wouldn't call you daddy

Me
ew freak
i mean so i could see u sooner
i just have to take everything out of proportion don't u

dream
yeah
like my dick
is completely disproportionate to my body
like my body is an ant compared to it
it's bigger than a beanstalk

Me
i do not want to know that

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