The Batmandussy

Batman's Dussy

There once was a little lad named Batman. He isn't a man, but he is a dussy... The Batmandussy. He had no mom or dad because they died in a fire that fell off of a cliff that landed in a ginormous body of water. This was not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. he cried and cried about him being a useless orphan. So he decides to become.. you guessed it, the Batmandussy. He made his suit from an old towel his caretaker would roll up and beat him with. He took some blue paint and wrote a B. What does that B stand for?? We know it, we love it, it stands for Batmandussy. Batman would walk up to parentless children and beat the everliving crap out of them. This was just the beginning. He would then light them on fire that fell off of a cliff that fell into a big body of water. This was like totally not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Batmandussy wasn't a villain, nor a hero. He was a sad child who didn't have parents.. (#lbozo #imagine #lol) we all love him but he can't bring himself to love himself. It's a sad, sad story.. Anyway, Batmandussy is a child beater. Not in a good way or bad way. Just to put parentless children out of their misery by lighting them on fire that fell off of a cliff that fell into a big body of water. You know what I'm going to say next. This was not very supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Batmandussy got arrested for beating children and went to jail. People protested for Batmandussy's release. They all screamed "FREE BATMANDUSSY!! FREE BATMANDUSSY!!" Even after all of their cries.. batmandussy got executed. He died by getting lit on fire that fell off of a cliff that fell into a big body of water.. this was not supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. Everyone was extremely saddened by the execution of Batmanussy.. without him, what was the meaning to life? Everyone decided to kill themselves to be with Batmandussy. But little did they know, Batmandussy was reincarnated to... Supermandussy. (#Plottwist)

The End.

OR IS IT???