BEELZBUB X MC QUOTES

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Cerberus: *growls*

Henry 1.0: *hisses*

MC:  This chicken is for my Baby! Go hunt your own food!

Lucifer and Levi: ...

Lucifer: Levi, how did your snake get in here?

Levi: It's a mystery to me as well.
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Baby Naomi: *giggling while playing with a butterfly*

MC: Aww~ Look at her.

Lucifer: *sips coffee*

MC: I should take a picture.

Lucifer: And traumatize yourself.

MC: What?

Baby Naomi: *eats the butterfly*

MC: ...

Lucifer: It sounds crunchy.

Baby Naomi: *giggles*

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Beel: ...

MC: ...

Baby Naomi: *sleeping on the couch, Beel jacket wrapped around them*

Beel: But I need my jacket...

MC: it will be a pity to wake them up...

Beel: then what should we do?

Satan: You should've got them a blanket first.

Mammon: But they were crying, okay? And Beel's jacket was just sitting there!

Satan: We better replace it with-

Beel: *fell asleep while cuddling MC and their children are at the middle*

Satan and Mammon: ...

Mammon: All of them looks cozy.

Satan: More like Naomi is being used as a heat pack.

Mammon: *laughs*

Satan: Shh! You'll wake them up!
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Satan: What will happen if you squeeze a lemon in your eye?

Dream: It will sting.

Beel: And hurt a lot.

Satan: Exactly.

Satan: Now tell me why MC's doing it every goddamn night?!

Belphie: That helps them to sleep.

Beel: Because they will be forced to shut their eyes.

Satan: ...

Satan: Are you serious?

Beel and Belphie: Yes.

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*On the HoL Groupchat*

Beel: I found a delicious-looking snack. 🤤

Satan: Where?

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