Chapter 1

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Chapter 1

Seatmates... they are always by your side, literally from your right, left, back and front... but we think we are different from the other seatmate because we’re crazy, we mean like crazy that we’ve been in and out of the mental hospital... joke... We’ve been seatmates just this 4th Quarter. We are seated in the left end side of the classroom. Pags is seated near the window and Jan was seated next to Pags while Max is seated at the back of Jan. But mostly we pull each other’s hair...

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Pags’ POV:

I like sitting next to this people, they make me laugh when I’m mad but I mostly laugh at the face of Jan while Max bites the shoulder of Jan XD.... Me and Jan made a joke about our Math Teacher... He is a man that NEVER shaves for your information... When our Math Teacher asked one of our classmates....

“Bakit? Math club ka ba?” (Translation: Why? Are you in the Math club?)

And we made a pick-up line joke saying....

“Math club ka ba? SHAVE NA YAN!!!” (Translation: Are you in the math club? Shave it!!)

And we also made a joke for our English Teacher. That time my hands were aching from writing, When the next subject was coming up which is English, we had the knowledge of having a quiz and I told Jan...

“If he ask for a 1 whole sheet of paper, I’m going to kill him”

I said with a irritated voice while Jan laughs about my comment.

“Okay class, get a 1 whole sheet of paper” My English Teacher said. I click open my ballpen and said....

“Jan, stop me, stop me. I’m going to kill him.” I said jokingly.

Well for your information my English Teacher is uhm... healthy (fat). Jan and I made a pick up line for him.

“English ka ba? Tusukin nay an!!!” (Translation: Are you a English subject? Pop him up!)

That all..... for now... ;)

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Jan’s POV:

Hi! I’m Jan, I’m a girl ah?! Not a boy =) I’m crazy for KathNiel =”> Just like AHHH!!!! I live in a house and I also go to school... hahaha....

In school...

I have two seatmates that are crazy for me.... Chos! Their names are Pags and Max. Every day we are always noisy that’s why we are not getting scolded.... hahaha charot... In math time, we always have our mouths hanging open because we don’t understand anything.... Bobo!* With matching eyes* (Idiot) but when it’s time for social studies/ history they are the idiot! Haha! Joke.... I love to sing especially if I’m in my crazy mode but the song will be better when I’m with my back-up singers. I qoute this to myself that...

“Ang buhay ay parang life” (Translation: Life is like Life). I have many more stories to tell you but maybe next..... ;) I THANK YOU!!!

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Max’s POV:

Hi, I am Max. I’m a girl, okay? I am a best friend, seatmate, chat mate, classmate of Jan and Pags. I’m very loud person, I’m also friendly, a killer, cheater, abuser and that’s a joke. You know I really like how Pags and Jan fight and pull each other’s hair, the way they hurt each other. But you know you will enjoy every single day, every minute and every second. :D Because they are just simply – CRAZY. Even though we like killing each other, we love each other because we cheat from other. Hahaha! We’re bobokels in Social Studies/ History as Jan said. But I’m smart in math and they are Bobo (idiot) in that subject but Pags beat us because she is smarter than us and she is top 9 in our class. If you only knew, Pags is only top 9 because of us. We let her cheat that’s why! ..... ugh!! I have nothing to say.....

Blah blah blah.... :P

-Max

And you know, I really like to bite Jan’s shoulder because it’s fluffy and the way I call her “Bobo” “Idiot” “Shit” and Pags – “Bitch” – and you know we are not really listening in our class because, it;s really BORING!! Especially in English... I have nothing to say ... Bye!

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