South park one shots!

The british and the city boy(pip x male! Reader)

I was listening to music while drinking some mint tea, walking by starks pond. All of a sudden, i bump into a boy my age . I fall and i break my ankle on a rock.

"O-oh dearr!!! My apologies!!! I need to take you to a doctors office!!!

"N-no im okay i-its ok i can just- 

You try to get up but fail. The pain makes your eyes start streaming with tears.

"O-ow!! Its broken!! My ankles broken!!!

"Oh no!! Im very very sorry! Here! Il carry you to a doctors office!!"

He picks you up gently,bridal style. The boy then starts to run as fast as he can to the doctors, while telling you how sorry he is. 

*Time skip to in the hospital, after you got the cast.

Wow, the boy stayed with me the whole time. Maybe we should be freinds.

"You might need to use crutches. But for now, you need someone to take care of you. You cannot go to school because you just have gotten hurt."

" I dont have a home.. i cant really go anywhere to rest. "

" Oh dear!Poor you, i may ask if you can maybe live with me?"

" Of course!!"

*Time skip to philips house a week later*

"could i know your name?"

" Oh ! My name is philip. But everyone calls me pip, because they hate me. " 

" Then i will call you philip. "

The british boy blushed. No one has ever called him philip. Everyone dislikes him because hes not like the other boys,. He doesnt like playing heros and fighting and cursing.

"Ahh-ahahah-"

"Philip? Are you alright?"

" I sure am. Just no one has ever called me by philip! I am very delighted that you have chosen to call me by my real name. "

" Oh, thats sweet!!" 

You said, gently grabbing philips hand without realising.

"O-oh! You are grabbing my h-hand!"

"Oh! So sorry! Its just a habit. Is it okay if i hold your hand!? It makes me feel very safe.

"Oh!Why, thats okay with me, i never really had someone to hold hands with, no one likes me at school they think im weird because im british."

" Thats so mean. If those fuckers mess with you again i will snap there fucking necks. You understand? Because you are a sweetheart. A complete angel and you have a beatiful heart."

" O-oh.. really?? I-im speechless.. no one has ever been this nice to me. Thank you y/n.. "

" Hahaha! No problem.Hey pip. Have i ever told you.. how handsome you are? "You say, holding his hand. 

" I-i-no-eh-"

You walk closer to him , pinning him to the wall while pinning his hands above his head. He is slightly taller then you, and a bit more big then you, but its fine.

"And you are a gorgeous boy. And i thank you for taking me to the doctors when i tripped onto you." 

" Oh uh, y/n what are you doing ? Are you going to hit me? Im very sorry if i did anything! I- 

You kiss him passionately,letting go of his hands.He places his hand on your waist and the other one on your butt. 

"Mmngh"!

He accidentally grabs your butt ,wich makes you stop kissing him.

"Ow!"

"Oh dear, i didnt mean to!"

"Its alright.."

You kiss his neck for a couple seconds, leaving a small mark.

"Oh y/n!"

"My bad."

"Ah-its okay!"

"Hey, yknow, i never actually broke my ankle. I just bruised it. But when i saw your face, i just wanted to live with you.and once i heard you were getting bullied i wanted to protect you.i love you so much, and you have a very big heart. "

" Wow y/n thats very sweet of you. We actually have school today, and.... Were going to be late. "

" WHAT!? "

*time skip to school lunch break*

You sat away from pip at lunch, sad but we live with eachother, so its ok. All of a sudden, i see a group of boys walk to pip.

"Hey pip."

"Oh-cheerio fellas."

"Give us your fucking lunch money bitch."

" What?.. "

"I  SAID. GIVE US YOUR FUCKING LUNCH MO-"

I smack that bitch in the face . He falls to the floor, crying.

"Dont mess with philip you bitches."

"AHH! THAT BOYS CRAZY!"

" you okay sweetheart? "You say, giving him a kiss.

" I am fine my dear. "

(/YAYAYSY DONE)