The World God Only Knows (x Reader)

Chapter 1

"She didn't have to hit me that hard though. My games aren't even disturbing anyone." (Y/N) listened to his cousin grumble with his hands shoved in his pockets, as people glancing at Keima who had swollen cheeks. "I told you that you should always keep your inner thoughts to yourself when playing in class."

"That could have been avoided if you don't hide while you play in class!" He chuckled softly at Keima's demand not really wanting to face Ms. Nikaido's wrath. "And we'll definitely look like idiots if that happened. Besides, I told you I can only play games here and not at home."

(Y/N) had been living with his cousin and aunt for years now. He often helped out with the café while Keima would be in his room playing games all day long. But when there's nothing else to do he would play along side the god of conquest, and even answer his emails for him like a secretary. He was always neck to neck with Keima when it comes to exams, the two of them were like the biggest geeks in class even if both weren't paying enough attention.

He was about to warn his cousin about the girl coming in their way at top speed and he pushed Keima out of the way being the one the girl bumped into. "Oh! My PFP!!" His cousin yelled as he clutched his broken PFP and (Y/N) shook his head before turning to the girl who crashed into the pillar.

"Sorry about that!"

'Ayumi Takahara?' (Y/N) pushed himself up before brushing himself off and pulled Keima off the ground. He stared at the girl who laughed weakly as she walked up to the two with a smile. "Say, can one of you cover my cleaning duty for me?" He listened to the girl explain but was mostly annoyed that she didn't even apologized to them for crashing into them. "Don't be ridiculous! We refuse!"

Keima answered for the two of them but was left with a broom stick that fell with a note saying, 'All yours!' (Y/N) watched the girl crash into another wall as she dashed out and ran another direction. "Good luck with the cleaning, (Y/N)!" Keima said innocently as he walked off after handing his other PFP to his cousin.

(Y/N) sighed as Keima left him on the rooftop as soon as his cousin heard there was a game about to be released. He was left with the task of answering Keima's emails from players and he did remembered everything that Keima said to send. "He could at least accompany me here..." He sighed in defeat and finished sweeping as he took a seat on the bench to start replying on the emails by Keima's PFP.

His eyebrow raised when he read an email for his cousin and he squinted his eyes seeing it was playing on his cousin's ego. 'Dear Capturing God, I've heard that you can conquer any woman. On the off-chance that this is true, I have a girl for you. PS: Don't press the button if you can't do it. - Dokuro Skull.' (Y/N) did wanted to let Keima check it out first but he did know how short tempered his cousin is when he's being challenged.

"I guess I'll have to answer it for him..." He pressed reply and he looked up seeing a dark cloud forming in the middle of the sky. (Y/N) flew off the bench while holding onto Keima's PFP when lightning struck down on him as a beautiful girl appeared. He immediately took notice of her ponytail, short dark kimono, with high knee socks, and wooden sandals.

"Thank you for signing the contract, divine one!" She said and walked up to him before pulling his arm gently. "Time to go! To hunt down runaway spirits!" The girl jumped off as they flew up in the sky while (Y/N) yelled in fear of falling to his death.

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He was now inside the classroom, panting heavily not even knowing what was happening right now. "Um... When I did a wide-range scan there was a response..." (Y/N) tried to distract himself by playing a game on the PFP, telling himself to calm down after sending Keima an email to come back to school right this second. 'Okay, Keima will be here soon... I just need to calm down and know what her deal is.'