One day when lilikoi was walking down the street, looking for somewhere to stay for the night after being kicked out by her grandma after her mom, dad, brother, pet dogs, pet alligater (her mom aspired to live in flordia), grandfather, great grandmother, great grandfather, and every other family member died. Suddenly she heard yelling, alot of which consisted of the words 'chronically online'. She had always found that term to be offensive, almost like a slur. So what if she had an average of 18hr on twitter per day? What did that matter to everyone else? She was perfectly content as is. When she finally decided to look over to see where the yelling was coming from she saw somebody surrounded by tons of other people. The person had brown hair and pasty white skin, maybe they were a vampire. They certainly looked it. Seeing how ganged up on the girl was lilikoi decided to walk over to stand up to the bullys, she just wasnt like the other girls.
Upon walking up all the bullies made way for her, she just wasnt like the other girls with her long blonde hair and leggings and hoodie. She immediately stood infront of the brown haired girl and started lecturing the bullies on how they were basically calling the girl a slur, did they even know how rude the words 'chronically online' were?
The bullies immediately apologized as soon as lilikoi started singing fight song, she just wasnt like the other girls.
"T-t-t-t-thank y-y-you🥺" the other girl said.
"You're welcome" lilikoi said before adding on with, "whats your name🥺"
"L-l-l-lisa🥺" the pasty white skinned girl said.
"Omg, do u want to go on a date with me🥺" lilikoi said, she sounded confident as she said it, she just wasnt like the other girls.
"O-o-o-of c-course" lisa said.
"Ok🥺 meet me on the rooftop in an hour.🥺"
An hour later lilikoi stood infornt of the mirror, making sure she looked good for her date with the vampire skinned girl. She took one last look in the mirror upon seeing the time, made sure she looked chronically online enough (BECAUSE IT ISBT A BAD RHING🤬🤬) and set off to the rooftop. Upon arriving she heard the sound of a harmonica being played, along with somebody singing heart to heart by mac demarco. She looked over and saw julia standing there singing heart to heart whilst playing the harmonica. How emo of her.
She turned her focus bacj to lisa taking in how chronically onlune she looked, (IT ISNT A BAD THING🤬) before kissing her passionately. Suddenly, she heard somebody yelling, "SHES MINE, U STAY AWAY FROM HER ITS NOT HER TIME🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬 HAUNT UR DREAMS AT NIGHT, TILL SHE SAID ITS FINE" when she looked over she saw a girl named jean, one of her exes. The whole reason she has broken up with jean was because jean thought that being chronically online was a bad thing (ITS NOT🤬) so seeing her here singing about her was shocking.
Suddenly, lilikoi got up, her alpha mad that her date with her pasty white girlfriend had been interrupted, of course, jean was pasty white too, but lisa was a pastier white than her. Lilikoi walked over to jean and started singing fight song. Jean and lisa broke out in tears over how emotional it was, before lilikoi walked over to jean and shoved her off the building. Lilikoi continued to sing fight song passionately as jean lay dead on the concrete below her, suddenly she pulled lisa in for a passionate kiss before pulling away to sing fight sobgs again, she just wasnt like the other girls.
She was chronically online.
