*𝔹𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕃𝕠𝕧𝕖* Wilbur x gn!reader

-.Oh noo.-

"OOoOOoOooooOo Y/n what does it saay?" Jamie said antagonizing me and i looked at the message not tapped it or anything and i could see it said something along the lines of "are you streaming rn?" and hoooolly shit when i said my heart was in my ass I REALLY MEANT IT MY HEART DROPPED IN A MEER SECOND OF THE TEXT MESSAGE 

"Haaa hahAHAHA AAAA UM HE SAID are you steaming AND YES I AM BUT WHAT IS HE'S WATCHING IT RIGHT NOW AAAA wait if he is watching it right now um Wilbur if your watching my stream send me a heart emoji" I said waiting for his response if he is indeed watching my stream and like i predicated nothing i got nothing

"HAHAH SEE Y/N NOTHING YOU ARE BEING A BABY A BIG B- oh um ha ha i just got a message from my mother saying "Jamie be nicer to Y/n or else" um sorry mum love ya" Jamie said doing a little heart hand thing and looking a little bit scared and i really don't blame him because if my mother or father messaged me saying to be nicer to the person i was streaming with i would also shit my pants like he did... METAPHORICALLY NOT ACTUALLY or really? nah jk jk 

"HAHHAHA see see karma is a fuckin BUS and it goes down the hill at speed, broken brakes and neeeeeew bam" I said doing the hand explosion thing while laughing at Jamie being scared and sad that his mother called him out on being a total dickhead to me but then i remembered shit i had to reply to Wilbur's message because i don't want to be the bitch that looks at your message but never opens it and leaves you wondering where the fuck you went, if i'm dead or noooot and its a whole ass conundrum and is very confusing for me and the other person so i quickly tapped on his message and replied with the good o'l 

Wilbur 

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Wilbur 

are you streaming rn?

Y/N

Uh yeah why?

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I was quite scared because he could be doing A LOOOOOT of different things rn and one of them could very possibly be watching my stream 

"So y/n did you respond to the man ooooor not and block him from all your socials and move to Equatorial Guinea under the same Sheniqua or something cool like um Panadol" Jamie said really trying to think of a creative name and something 'unique' 

"Panadol is a fuckin pain killer you stupid motherfucker I AM NOT MOVING TO THE COAST OF AFRICA UNDER THE NAME FUCKIN PANADOL" I yelled back in protest because who wants to name their child after a pain medication its like naming your fuckin child SAMONELLA THE FUCKIN DISEASE WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? 

"I'M SORRY I'M SORRY BUT LIKE MAYBE? well at least you didn't name your child ABCDE but it sounded A,b,a,c,e,d,e but its spelt abcde? what sense does that fuckin make?" Jamie said getting close to him mic and looking very confused and i don't blame him because i was also very confused because who the fuck would name their child that but like its a pretty sounding name but like? the spelling is a wittle bit lazy but still never gonna change my name to that and suddenly i saw my phone light up once again and it was ANOTHER message from Wilbur so i had to check it because i am nice enough of a person to check someone i like's messages and i did a quick glance and i am blind so i clicked on it and my heart dropped ONCE AGAIN 

Wilbur 

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Wilbur 

are you streaming rn?

Y/n

Uh yeah why?

Wilbur 

Oh cool!

i was wondering if i could join u?

if not thats ok!

Y/n 

Yeah sure!

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I quickly replied because why not he's really nice and it would be good for chat to get their daily well monthly does of Wilbur soot on a me stream 

"Yo Jamie Wilbur's going to join our stream that cool?" I asked Jamie knowing he would probably say yes and torment me on liking him 

"GASP Y/N of course sweetie" Jamie said eyeing me, so i took it as a yes and added him to a little call GC we have and waited for him to join and when i heard a little ding i knew he was in but i didn't want to be the first to say anything so i guess Jamie took it upon himself to say something 

"Y/n how about you put on some tuuuuneees" Jamie said stretching out the tunes and i just kind of death stared him 

"What kind of tunes you want?" I asked Jamie not happy with what was happening 

"One you will dance and embarrass yourself to" Jamie said smiling and i just stared at him and stood up and just stood there 

"Shee's got me speeeeennndddiiiing, spending all your money on me" I said slightly dancing and feeling embarassed so i sat back down 

"Good job Y/n well done" Jamie said clapping 

"Thank you thank you it took me way to much confidence to do that and i don't know why" I said laughing a little bit and i heard a little giggle that was neither me or Jamie's 

"Good job Y/n very proud of you, it was a beautiful dance i um i loved it amazing" I heard Wilbur say well i'm about 99% sure that it was Wilbur and yeah i'm pretty sure it was him and if it wasn't who the fuck was i talking too 

"Aw thank you very much Wilbur and chat please give a very warm welcome to our guest Wilbur the Soot" I said as i kind of clapped and Jamie was just smirking and trying not to laugh and i wanted to say something but i knew that he would question me and i would be really fucked like REAAALLYY fucked 

"Thank you very muck Y/n's chat and you yourself Y/n and must i say Y/n you look very very beautiful today....

A/N 

hey hope you all are doing well, love you all sm <3 you guys are worth the WOOORRRLLD and have a great day/night i belive in you 

Discord is in the bio and if you ever need someone to talk to or just want a chat i am here bai

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