ASH X READER

The Chapter Title That Is Supposed To Be Here

After traveling through the woods for a few hours you spotted a large pink banana and gray-blue mop. And a meowth. it was talking to the mop and banana.
"TEAM ROCKET" Ash scream- whispered to you.
"Who's that" "I see a banana and a mop"
"Yeesh you have terrible eyesight y/n"

"What was that James?" said the banana
"I don't know Jessie, but lets investigate!" The mop said
Just then Ash jumped down from the tree landing in front of banana and mop
"Prepare for trouble"Banana
"Make it double" Mop
"To protect the world from devastation" Banana
"To unite all peoples within our nation"Mop
"To denounce the evils of truth and love" Banana
"To extend our reach to the stars above" Mop
"Jessie" Banana
"James" Mop
"Team Rocket, blast off at the speed of light" Banana
"Surrender now or prepare to fight" Mop
"Meowth that's right!" Meowth

"Wtf why such a long intro!?" you landed right behind them

"James I got the girl you get Ash and his Pikachu!" the banana or Jessie exclaimed.
"You aren't seriously gonna try to steal his Pokemon are you?" you sounded mortified
"What does it look like dear" Jessie said in an annoyed tone.
"Hey that's wrong you b***h" you cussed not caring what mom would think now.
"Oh my such language!" Jessie was so sarcastic
"You walking banana!"
Everyone stopped battling and stared at you in a wtf was that attitude.

***Ash POV***

Face palm. Wow. Really she needs to get glasses once we get to the Kalos Region. There should be an eye doctor or something there.
I watched everyone battle me against James Y/N against Jessie. They were giving each other snotty remarks back and forth.
***Your POV***
"You are a rotten fruit, Bananas were always the worst fruit so mushy and soggy!"
"Why am I a banana to you???!!!!"
"Look at that hair missy why do you think!"
"Woobat use gust!"
"Oshawott block it then use Razor Shell!"
"Ugh ummm Woobat do something then RUN!" Banana said
"Guess they retreat"
"Hey Ash how's it goin?" I asked
"They just ran away"Ash answered"Hey Y/N"
"Yea Ash"
"I see the city lets get you to the optician"
"Nooo!"
"Yes"
"No"
"Yes"
"Uggghhhh Fine but you owe me Ash Ketchum!"