you are walking in the streets of liyue harbor and see a man with ginger hair and a man with short brown and orange hair
wow they so hot
you decide to test your rizz as you were referred as, "the rizzard" back in your day
you walk up to them and realize that the guy with 'short' brown hair actually had some weird hair tail giving him INCHES of hair longer than yours
you decide to see if its a weave
SNATCH
you hear gasps among the people crossing
you think to yourself, DAMN THAT SHIT IS SHINY AS FUCK!
you look at the ginger who looks at you like you just hit his wife of 10 years, "my bad i didnt think it was an actual weave" you say before running away
you look back to see them walking away with the weave put back on poorly on the guys head. "i took so long putting it on :(" you hear the bald guy say
damn thats crazy, my first time here and i already did sum wrong. well. ill go look for more hot men.
